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Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
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23-04-2015, 09:02 PM
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RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
(23-04-2015 08:44 PM)Full Circle Wrote:(23-04-2015 01:09 PM)dancefortwo Wrote: Ahem. And it's got a pretty good sized penis too! (Feel sorry for this whale in this video though.) Me... or the lady in the video? Oh, and that reminds me. I remember reading about Aristotle Onassis' fabulous yacht. Apparently his bar stools were made from sperm whale penises. He called them Moby's Dick. 
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23-04-2015, 09:09 PM
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RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
(23-04-2015 09:02 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:(23-04-2015 08:44 PM)Full Circle Wrote: She seems awfully fascinated by it The woman in the vid of course, I would never insinuate that you are fascinated by whale penises. 
“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain “Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.”~ Ambrose Bierce |
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23-04-2015, 09:14 PM
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RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
(23-04-2015 09:09 PM)Full Circle Wrote:(23-04-2015 09:02 PM)dancefortwo Wrote: Me... or the lady in the video? Any excuse to use this pic.  ![[Image: greenporno12_zpsb77jbq67.jpg]](http://s1369.photobucket.com/user/pablo628/media/greenporno12_zpsb77jbq67.jpg.html)
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23-04-2015, 09:26 PM
(This post was last modified: 23-04-2015 09:29 PM by Free Thought.)
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RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
(23-04-2015 09:14 PM)pablo Wrote:(23-04-2015 09:09 PM)Full Circle Wrote: The woman in the vid of course, I would never insinuate that you are fascinated by whale penises. Nope... ![[Image: 515.gif]](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/402/359/515.gif)
The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy. "Anti-environmentalism is like standing in front of a forest and going 'quick kill them they're coming right for us!'" - Jake Farr-Wharton, The Imaginary Friend Show. |
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24-04-2015, 01:42 AM
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RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
Not really.
But if I had to pick, I'd be a male lion or tiger. Maybe a chimpanzee. 
"If there's a single thing that life teaches us, it's that wishing doesn't make it so." - Lev Grossman |
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24-04-2015, 03:05 AM
(This post was last modified: 24-04-2015 03:08 AM by The Polyglot Atheist.)
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RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
Like others have said I like being human, but if I had to choose something else... I'd be this
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24-04-2015, 03:30 AM
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RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
I'd be ebola.
too soon? |
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24-04-2015, 04:41 AM
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RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
(24-04-2015 03:30 AM)earmuffs Wrote: I'd be ebola. So you'd go around, inflicting people with vomiting, diarrhoea and causing them to bleed from the eyes at contact? I'm sorry, but I fail to see how Muffs and Ebola-Muffs are any different to each other... 
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24-04-2015, 05:13 AM
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RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
(24-04-2015 04:41 AM)Free Thought Wrote: So you'd go around, inflicting people with vomiting, diarrhoea and causing them to bleed from the eyes at contact? FT... it's been like 3 years you've been on this forum. You used to be such a cute chap. Now you're not cute at all Dark humour and sarcasm have stained your soul... 
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24-04-2015, 05:22 AM
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RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
(24-04-2015 05:13 AM)morondog Wrote:(24-04-2015 04:41 AM)Free Thought Wrote: So you'd go around, inflicting people with vomiting, diarrhoea and causing them to bleed from the eyes at contact? It's merely the personality's typical immune system response to Ebola-Muffs.
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