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07-02-2014, 02:53 PM
RE: DOC'S PACIFIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (WHERE WE TEACH THE WHOLE KALPASUTRA)
(07-02-2014 02:46 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  I really don't want to believe this, but at the same time I don't want to google it... So I'll just trust you on this.

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07-02-2014, 02:59 PM
RE: DOC'S PACIFIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (WHERE WE TEACH THE WHOLE KALPASUTRA)
(07-02-2014 02:53 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(07-02-2014 02:46 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  I really don't want to believe this, but at the same time I don't want to google it... So I'll just trust you on this.

Let me help Angelhttp://www.slate.com/articles/life/faith...shame.html

"But if it had survived, it would have been only a matter of time before someone wanted to clone it. And that could have given the Second Coming an entirely new meaning." Tongue

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07-02-2014, 03:00 PM
RE: DOC'S PACIFIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (WHERE WE TEACH THE WHOLE KALPASUTRA)
Im_Ryan, it gets better. Very early in this thread, we talked about this story:

There is an interesting sequel to the circumcision of Jesus as documented in the Arabic Infancy gospel. Apparently, an old Hebrew nurse saved Jesus’s foreskin in an alabaster jar of spikenard and told her son, who was an apothecary, to hold fast to the jar even if he was offered 300 denarii for it. Sadly, he did not listen to his mama’s advice for he later sold the jar to Mary (Lazarus’s sister) for a “year’s wages”. She then anointed Jesus’s feet with this concoction, wiping them with her hair. So Jesus was anointed with his own watchamacallit. I suggested "Parfum de Prepuce".

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07-02-2014, 03:04 PM
RE: DOC'S PACIFIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (WHERE WE TEACH THE WHOLE KALPASUTRA)
(07-02-2014 03:00 PM)docskeptic Wrote:  Im_Ryan, it gets better. Very early in this thread, we talked about this story:

There is an interesting sequel to the circumcision of Jesus as documented in the Arabic Infancy gospel. Apparently, an old Hebrew nurse saved Jesus’s foreskin in an alabaster jar of spikenard and told her son, who was an apothecary, to hold fast to the jar even if he was offered 300 denarii for it. Sadly, he did not listen to his mama’s advice for he later sold the jar to Mary (Lazarus’s sister) for a “year’s wages”. She then anointed Jesus’s feet with this concoction, wiping them with her hair. So Jesus was anointed with his own watchamacallit. I suggested "Parfum de Prepuce".

Doc

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***Note to self, PS - Careful what you read in this thread.

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07-02-2014, 03:27 PM
RE: DOC'S PACIFIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (WHERE WE TEACH THE WHOLE KALPASUTRA)
(07-02-2014 03:04 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Weeping

***Note to self, PS - Careful what you read in this thread.

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All hail the POWER OF THE HOLY PREPUCE!!!!! Laughat

After all as Doc says "After passing through many hands, it finally landed in Calcata, Italy and had its own chapel." "The foreskin was reported to have been responsible for many wonderful miracles." Hobo

Forget Viagara and Cialis, pray to the Holy Prepuce for some Holy Wood.

I have no fucking idea why I'm finding this so funny, maybe its because when I first brought it up I never imagined that the RCC actually had a Holy day for this. If this doesn't convince the devout that all this stuff is made up nothing will.

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07-02-2014, 03:32 PM
RE: DOC'S PACIFIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (WHERE WE TEACH THE WHOLE KALPASUTRA)
People please, forget foreskins and the vatican I have got angel feathers for sale at only $10,000 (US) bleep you cjlr)). I have offered doc a deal as an early purchaser, you who get in early may also get a deal. I acquired them earlier today and I can attest to their authenticity. I ripped them out myself.
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07-02-2014, 03:44 PM
RE: DOC'S PACIFIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (WHERE WE TEACH THE WHOLE KALPASUTRA)
(07-02-2014 03:27 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(07-02-2014 03:04 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Weeping

***Note to self, PS - Careful what you read in this thread.

Weeping

All hail the POWER OF THE HOLY PREPUCE!!!!! Laughat

After all as Doc says "After passing through many hands, it finally landed in Calcata, Italy and had its own chapel." "The foreskin was reported to have been responsible for many wonderful miracles." Hobo

Forget Viagara and Cialis, pray to the Holy Prepuce for some Holy Wood.

I have no fucking idea why I'm finding this so funny, maybe its because when I first brought it up I never imagined that the RCC actually had a Holy day for this. If this doesn't convince the devout that all this stuff is made up nothing will.

I nearly spit my tea all over my laptop at the thought of Mary drying pickled foreskin juice off the feet of Jesus. It just ain't right. Sadcryface

And thinking back, we didn't get Holy Prepuce Day off when I was at Catholic school. We were robbed I tell ya, robbed. We could have had a parade or something. Weeping

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07-02-2014, 04:09 PM
RE: DOC'S PACIFIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (WHERE WE TEACH THE WHOLE KALPASUTRA)
(07-02-2014 03:44 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(07-02-2014 03:27 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  All hail the POWER OF THE HOLY PREPUCE!!!!! Laughat

After all as Doc says "After passing through many hands, it finally landed in Calcata, Italy and had its own chapel." "The foreskin was reported to have been responsible for many wonderful miracles." Hobo

Forget Viagara and Cialis, pray to the Holy Prepuce for some Holy Wood.

I have no fucking idea why I'm finding this so funny, maybe its because when I first brought it up I never imagined that the RCC actually had a Holy day for this. If this doesn't convince the devout that all this stuff is made up nothing will.

I nearly spit my tea all over my laptop at the thought of Mary drying pickled foreskin juice off the feet of Jesus. It just ain't right. Sadcryface

And thinking back, we didn't get Holy Prepuce Day off when I was at Catholic school. We were robbed I tell ya, robbed. We could have had a parade or something. Weeping



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07-02-2014, 05:18 PM
DOC'S PACIFIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (WHERE WE TEACH THE WHOLE KALPASUTRA)
Am I the only one who finds it terribly gruesome to celebrate a circumcision with a feast? Very Christian, certainly.

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07-02-2014, 07:15 PM
RE: DOC'S PACIFIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (WHERE WE TEACH THE WHOLE KALPASUTRA)
(07-02-2014 05:18 PM)Cardinal Smurf Wrote:  Am I the only one who finds it terribly gruesome to celebrate a circumcision with a feast? Very Christian, certainly.

Nope, I'm disgusted.
Though I'll admit, it is mildly entertaining.

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