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08-02-2014, 01:26 PM
RE: DOC'S PACIFIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (WHERE WE TEACH THE WHOLE KALPASUTRA)
(08-02-2014 09:36 AM)Escape Artist Wrote:  Hobo Oh hell the fuck no Hobo

Doc! Tell morondog here how Jeebus loves womenz, too! Tells him!!! Sadcryface

He loves women who do what their man tells 'em to do. Like shutting up. When they're told.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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09-02-2014, 08:30 AM
RE: DOC'S PACIFIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (WHERE WE TEACH THE WHOLE KALPASUTRA)
(08-02-2014 09:51 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(08-02-2014 09:36 AM)Escape Artist Wrote:  Hobo Oh hell the fuck no Hobo

Doc! Tell morondog here how Jeebus loves womenz, too! Tells him!!! Sadcryface

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

The weird thing is how many women buy in to this.

http://www.motherjones.com/media/2009/03...riven-wife
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09-02-2014, 10:27 AM
RE: DOC'S ORGASMIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (IT'S THAT GOOD)
What if it wasn't "good" for me ?
Consider

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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09-02-2014, 11:48 AM
RE: DOC'S ORGASMIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (IT'S THAT GOOD)
(09-02-2014 10:27 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  What if it wasn't "good" for me ?
Consider

Fake it.
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09-02-2014, 01:09 PM
RE: DOC'S ORGASMIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (IT'S THAT GOOD)
(09-02-2014 08:30 AM)meremortal Wrote:  The weird thing is how many women buy in to this.

http://www.motherjones.com/media/2009/03...riven-wife

If nothing else, you gotta give those Christians one thing: they know how to teach their women right.
Good for them, maybe I should find myself a Christian girl after all...
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09-02-2014, 05:25 PM
RE: DOC'S ORGASMIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (IT'S THAT GOOD)
(09-02-2014 11:48 AM)docskeptic Wrote:  
(09-02-2014 10:27 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  What if it wasn't "good" for me ?
Consider

Fake it.

Weeping

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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09-02-2014, 05:34 PM
RE: DOC'S ORGASMIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (IT'S THAT GOOD)
(09-02-2014 05:25 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(09-02-2014 11:48 AM)docskeptic Wrote:  Fake it.

Weeping

Naw it's easy just toss a cup of warm yogurt on your partners back. Drinking Beverage

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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10-02-2014, 02:24 AM
RE: DOC'S ORGASMIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (IT'S THAT GOOD)
(09-02-2014 05:34 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(09-02-2014 05:25 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Weeping

Naw it's easy just toss a cup of warm yogurt on your partners back. Drinking Beverage

HEY. God doesn't like talk about spilling your seed, whether it's real or fake!

Let's get back to our class. Doc?
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10-02-2014, 03:40 AM
RE: DOC'S ORGASMIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (IT'S THAT GOOD)
Orgasmic? I was lied too...

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10-02-2014, 03:41 AM
RE: DOC'S ORGASMIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (IT'S THAT GOOD)
(10-02-2014 03:40 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Orgasmic? I was lied too...

Apparently this week is Catholic Studies so...

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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