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26-04-2013, 09:16 AM
RE: DOC'S HOLISTIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (WHERE WE TEACH THE WHOLE BIBLE)
(26-04-2013 08:35 AM)docskeptic Wrote:  What would a movie based on the heist of the Holy Prepuce be named? And who would star in it?

Foreskin's 11

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26-04-2013, 09:22 AM
RE: DOC'S HOLISTIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (WHERE WE TEACH THE WHOLE BIBLE)
(26-04-2013 08:35 AM)docskeptic Wrote:  What would a movie based on the heist of the Holy Prepuce be named? And who would star in it?

Pride and Prepuce, starring Mel Gibson.

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26-04-2013, 11:40 AM (This post was last modified: 26-04-2013 11:47 AM by docskeptic.)
RE: DOC'S HOLISTIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (WHERE WE TEACH THE WHOLE BIBLE)
I was going to suggest (Family) Jewel of the Moyel with Richard (Dick) Burton but Chas's and Revenant's suggestions are catchier.

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26-04-2013, 12:08 PM
DOC'S HOLISTIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (WHERE WE TEACH THE WHOLE BIBLE)
Ashton Kutcher as Jesus in "Dude, Where's My Foreskin?"
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26-04-2013, 12:10 PM
DOC'S HOLISTIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (WHERE WE TEACH THE WHOLE BIBLE)
Dammit, I said "Putz" earlier. Meant "schmuck". So sue me!
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26-04-2013, 01:30 PM
RE: DOC'S HOLISTIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (WHERE WE TEACH THE WHOLE BIBLE)
Mission Imprepucible with Pope "John" Paul II?
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26-04-2013, 05:17 PM
RE: DOC'S HOLISTIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (WHERE WE TEACH THE WHOLE BIBLE)
I kind of like "Holy Foreskin Batman" with the usual suspects.

And yeah Cardinal Smurf your putz comment threw me.
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26-04-2013, 05:42 PM
RE: DOC'S HOLISTIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (WHERE WE TEACH THE WHOLE BIBLE)
"12 Angry Men", with Henry Fondle, Lee J. Clipped, Ed Smegley, ...

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26-04-2013, 05:52 PM
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Damn I am so old I saw "12 Angry Men" in the theatre, a movie I very much enjoy. I might ask what has this to do with the holy foreskin/s.

I love most christian relics, so demonstrably false as to laughable. Still the uniformed worship them, odd is the only way to describe it.
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27-04-2013, 05:34 AM (This post was last modified: 27-04-2013 08:38 AM by docskeptic.)
RE: DOC'S HOLISTIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (WHERE WE TEACH THE WHOLE BIBLE)
Chas: You know, the Holy Prepuce was not the only amusing, I mean, amazing relic. There were many others.

Doc (amazed): Really?

Chas: Oh, sure! John Calvin, the famous French theologian, lists the following in his Treatise on Relics:

1. The breast milk of the virgin, of which he says: “With regard to the milk, there is not perhaps a town, a convent, or nunnery, where it is not shown in large or small quantities. Indeed, had the Virgin been a wet-nurse her whole life, or a (cow), she could not have produced more than is shown as hers in various parts. How they obtained all this milk they do not say..."
Indeed, so much milk was shown, that one wonders how Jesus survived infancy if all his nourishment was being given away by his generous mother.
2. The hair of the Virgin Mary was shown at several churches.
3. “The shirt at Aix-la-Chapelle is a long clerical surplice, shown hanging to a pole, and if the Blessed Virgin had been a giantess, she would still have felt much inconvenience in wearing so large a garment.”
4. “In the same church they preserve the shoes of St Joseph, which could only fit the foot of a little child or a dwarf."
5. The dagger and shield of Michael the arch-angel (!).
6. Three heads of St. Anna, the grandmother of Jesus, were shown at three different churches.
7. Two whole bodies of Mary Magdalene were shown at two different churches
8. The Roman soldier who pierced Jesus's side with a spear, later named St. Longinus, had two whole bodies in two separate churches.

Besides these, Mr. Calvin goes on to list a host of other relics. Where are you going?

Doc, packing his bag: I am overcome by a strong urge to start on a pilgrimage.
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