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29-11-2013, 08:32 AM
RE: DOC'S STEATOPYGIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK SINCE 2013)
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30-11-2013, 06:47 AM
RE: DOC'S STEATOPYGIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK SINCE 2013)
Colourcraze: Can I ask you one last question on Jesus's genome?

Doc, resigned: Alright. Have some salted peanuts.

Colourcraze: Thanks. Did you know that approximately 8 percent of the human genome is not human in origin?

Doc, startled: What?

Colourcraze: It's true. Strands of retroviral DNA that humans acquired during viral infections over evolutionary timescales have become incorporated into the human genome. Scientists estimate that several thousand viruses divided into twenty-four families can be found within the human genome. Over millennia, they have learned to live within the environment of the human genome without causing significant ill effects. Scientists have been able to identify and even resurrect one of these viruses from strands snipped out of a human’s genome, giving it the appropriate name of Phoenix.This particular virus incorporated itself into the human genome approximately five million years ago. The resurrected virus is even capable of infecting other cells, although at a low level of virulence.

Doc: Do tell. Have some more salted peanuts.

Colourcraze: Thanks. These “fossil” virus sequences are proof of the long evolutionary relationship between humans and viruses and cannot be explained away by any amount of creationist spin. Over the ages, these viruses have incorporated themselves into the host genome, perhaps causing a mild infection during the process, but not killing the host. As the host DNA reproduces, the viral DNA reproduces as well, perhaps undergoing deletions, additions, or other nonsense mutations that render them harmless. In the absence of a deleterious phenotypic effect, the viral DNA continues to be reproduced and transmitted vertically to the next generation along with the host DNA.

In short, an analysis of the human genome, which Jesus had to have had if he was fully man, shows that it is replete with fossil nonhuman DNA, junk DNA, proto-oncogenes, and other such sequences that are clear indications of our evolutionary heritage. It is impossible to reconcile this with the claim that Jesus was fully God as well.

Gosh, all those peanuts have made me thirsty.

Doc: Here's some Kool-aid. DRINK THE KOOL-AID.
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30-11-2013, 07:14 AM
RE: DOC'S STEATOPYGIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK SINCE 2013)
My word, that Colourcraze is one knowledgeable student!

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Why am I here on a Saturday?

Hey, don't worry... in case you were wondering, it's after sundown so I am not breaking any Sabbath rules by typing this.

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01-12-2013, 07:56 AM
RE: DOC'S STEATOPYGIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK SINCE 2013)
Hmm... Maybe god just gave Jesus some junk DNA to help him fit in.
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01-12-2013, 08:21 AM
RE: DOC'S CELTIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (NO LAKERS FANS ALLOWED)
Colourcraze: Doc, you're a Christian, right? I'd like to know more about your God.

Doc (delighted): Well, you know, nowadays, they give these gods strange names, funny names. Let's see, we have I AM-the Father, Jesus the Son and Holy Spirit the Comforter.

Colourcraze: That's what I want. I want to know the name of your God.

Doc: I'm telling you, I AM-the Father...

Colourcraze: You're the Father?

Doc: No. I AM.

Colourcraze: You're what?

Doc: I'm what?

Colourcraze: You're God?

Doc: No, I'm not.

Colourcraze: Look, you have a God?

Doc: I certainly do!

Colourcraze: You know his name?

Doc: Well, I should! We have I AM-the Father...

Colourcraze: You're God the Father?

Doc: No, I'm not! Why do you insist on calling me the Father?

Colourcraze: You said it first!

Doc: What?

Colourcraze: That you're God!

Doc: I did not say I'm God. I said I AM.

Colourcraze: That's what I said. You're God the Father.

Doc: No! I said I AM-the Father.

Colourcraze: Jesus Christ!

Doc: He's the Son.

Colourcraze: How did I get to the Son? Look, can we just stick with the Father? I wanna know-who's the Father?

Doc: I AM.

Colourcraze: You're the Father and Jesus is the Son?

Doc: No, I AM-the Father. You say it.

Colourcraze: I'm the Father.

Doc: That's right.

Colourcraze: So, I'm the Father and Jesus is the Son?

Doc: No, I AM.

Colourcraze: You're what? I'll break your arm, you say I AM-the Father!

Doc: Calm down. What do you want to know?

Colourcraze: Who's the Father?

Doc: I AM. Now you say it.

Colourcraze: I'm the Father.

Doc: No. I AM. Now you ask me.

Colourcraze: Who's the Father?

Doc: I AM.

Colourcraze: The Father? And Jesus is the Son?

Doc: Now you've got it!

Colourcraze: Same as you! Same as you! Holy spit!

Doc: Oh, he's the Comforter!
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02-12-2013, 12:37 AM
RE: DOC'S CELTIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (NO LAKERS FANS ALLOWED)
(01-12-2013 08:21 AM)docskeptic Wrote:  Colourcraze: Doc, you're a Christian, right? I'd like to know more about your God.

Doc (delighted): Well, you know, nowadays, they give these gods strange names, funny names. Let's see, we have I AM-the Father, Jesus the Son and Holy Spirit the Comforter.

Colourcraze: That's what I want. I want to know the name of your God.

Doc: I'm telling you, I AM-the Father...

Colourcraze: You're the Father?

Doc: No. I AM.

Colourcraze: You're what?

Doc: I'm what?

Colourcraze: You're God?

Doc: No, I'm not.

Colourcraze: Look, you have a God?

Doc: I certainly do!

Colourcraze: You know his name?

Doc: Well, I should! We have I AM-the Father...

Colourcraze: You're God the Father?

Doc: No, I'm not! Why do you insist on calling me the Father?

Colourcraze: You said it first!

Doc: What?

Colourcraze: That you're God!

Doc: I did not say I'm God. I said I AM.

Colourcraze: That's what I said. You're God the Father.

Doc: No! I said I AM-the Father.

Colourcraze: Jesus Christ!

Doc: He's the Son.

Colourcraze: How did I get to the Son? Look, can we just stick with the Father? I wanna know-who's the Father?

Doc: I AM.

Colourcraze: You're the Father and Jesus is the Son?

Doc: No, I AM-the Father. You say it.

Colourcraze: I'm the Father.

Doc: That's right.

Colourcraze: So, I'm the Father and Jesus is the Son?

Doc: No, I AM.

Colourcraze: You're what? I'll break your arm, you say I AM-the Father!

Doc: Calm down. What do you want to know?

Colourcraze: Who's the Father?

Doc: I AM. Now you say it.

Colourcraze: I'm the Father.

Doc: No. I AM. Now you ask me.

Colourcraze: Who's the Father?

Doc: I AM.

Colourcraze: The Father? And Jesus is the Son?

Doc: Now you've got it!

Colourcraze: Same as you! Same as you! Holy spit!

Doc: Oh, he's the Comforter!

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02-12-2013, 02:50 AM
RE: DOC'S CELTIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (NO LAKERS FANS ALLOWED)
(02-12-2013 12:37 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(01-12-2013 08:21 AM)docskeptic Wrote:  Colourcraze: Doc, you're a Christian, right? I'd like to know more about your God.

Doc (delighted): Well, you know, nowadays, they give these gods strange names, funny names. Let's see, we have I AM-the Father, Jesus the Son and Holy Spirit the Comforter.

Colourcraze: That's what I want. I want to know the name of your God.

Doc: I'm telling you, I AM-the Father...

Colourcraze: You're the Father?

Doc: No. I AM.

Colourcraze: You're what?

Doc: I'm what?

Colourcraze: You're God?

Doc: No, I'm not.

Colourcraze: Look, you have a God?

Doc: I certainly do!

Colourcraze: You know his name?

Doc: Well, I should! We have I AM-the Father...

Colourcraze: You're God the Father?

Doc: No, I'm not! Why do you insist on calling me the Father?

Colourcraze: You said it first!

Doc: What?

Colourcraze: That you're God!

Doc: I did not say I'm God. I said I AM.

Colourcraze: That's what I said. You're God the Father.

Doc: No! I said I AM-the Father.

Colourcraze: Jesus Christ!

Doc: He's the Son.

Colourcraze: How did I get to the Son? Look, can we just stick with the Father? I wanna know-who's the Father?

Doc: I AM.

Colourcraze: You're the Father and Jesus is the Son?

Doc: No, I AM-the Father. You say it.

Colourcraze: I'm the Father.

Doc: That's right.

Colourcraze: So, I'm the Father and Jesus is the Son?

Doc: No, I AM.

Colourcraze: You're what? I'll break your arm, you say I AM-the Father!

Doc: Calm down. What do you want to know?

Colourcraze: Who's the Father?

Doc: I AM. Now you say it.

Colourcraze: I'm the Father.

Doc: No. I AM. Now you ask me.

Colourcraze: Who's the Father?

Doc: I AM.

Colourcraze: The Father? And Jesus is the Son?

Doc: Now you've got it!

Colourcraze: Same as you! Same as you! Holy spit!

Doc: Oh, he's the Comforter!

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02-12-2013, 03:08 AM
RE: DOC'S CELTIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (NO LAKERS FANS ALLOWED)
(02-12-2013 02:50 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(02-12-2013 12:37 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  [Image: mlfw3368-Finished.jpg]





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Without absols around, I just needed an excuse to post ponies.

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02-12-2013, 08:12 AM (This post was last modified: 02-12-2013 08:20 AM by docskeptic.)
RE: DOC'S (PARENTHETIC) SUNDAY SCHOOL
My apologies if my musings are too obscure. I try to avoid provincialism but some Americanisms are just too good to pass up! The "Who's on first" routine is a classic example. It helps that God the Father is also known as I AM or I AM THAT I AM.

The Celtics-Lakers rivalry is another. Also, earlier, I told Colourcraze to "Drink the Kool-Aid". For those puzzled by my advice, a quick Google search will clear up any mystery.

Would love to hear equivalent provincialisms from elsewhere in the globe

Doc
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02-12-2013, 10:44 AM
RE: DOC'S (PARENTHETIC) SUNDAY SCHOOL
(02-12-2013 08:12 AM)docskeptic Wrote:  My apologies if my musings are too obscure. I try to avoid provincialism but some Americanisms are just too good to pass up! The "Who's on first" routine is a classic example. It helps that God the Father is also known as I AM or I AM THAT I AM.

The Celtics-Lakers rivalry is another. Also, earlier, I told Colourcraze to "Drink the Kool-Aid". For those puzzled by my advice, a quick Google search will clear up any mystery.

Would love to hear equivalent provincialisms from elsewhere in the globe

Doc

In the words of Tyler Durden "Oh I got it, it was clever. How's that workin out for you?"

Narrator: "What?"

Tyler: "Being Clever"

Narrator: "Good"

Tyler: "Well then keep it up."

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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