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17-07-2015, 06:38 AM
RE: Doc's climacteric Sunday School (change of life through Jesus)
(16-07-2015 11:17 PM)morondog Wrote:  Thinking about it, wouldn't there have been a few people in possession of boats at the time of the flood, other than Noah? I mean, Noah had to save the whole world but one woulda thought that a few enterprising humans would have scratched together some sorta survival solution without too much of a problem while the bathtub was filling up? We're not that fucking dumb, even if we're super sinful. Maybe God just sank those other boats... can't have anyone escaping that loving father's genocide.

Second question: where the fuck did all the water go afterwards?
First question: where the fuck did all the water come from?

This was already addressed by the scholarly work of Ray Comfort.
1) The oceans are here.
2) Bananas. Problem solved Banana_zorro

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17-07-2015, 06:44 AM
RE: Doc's climacteric Sunday School (change of life through Jesus)
(17-07-2015 06:38 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(16-07-2015 11:17 PM)morondog Wrote:  Thinking about it, wouldn't there have been a few people in possession of boats at the time of the flood, other than Noah? I mean, Noah had to save the whole world but one woulda thought that a few enterprising humans would have scratched together some sorta survival solution without too much of a problem while the bathtub was filling up? We're not that fucking dumb, even if we're super sinful. Maybe God just sank those other boats... can't have anyone escaping that loving father's genocide.

Second question: where the fuck did all the water go afterwards?
First question: where the fuck did all the water come from?

This was already addressed by the scholarly work of Ray Comfort.
1) The oceans are here.
2) Bananas. Problem solved Banana_zorro

Well yeah, you'd have to be bananas to accept that crap.

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17-07-2015, 10:11 AM
RE: Doc's climacteric Sunday School (change of life through Jesus)
(17-07-2015 06:38 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  This was already addressed by the scholarly work of Ray Comfort.
1) The oceans are here.
2) Bananas. Problem solved Banana_zorro

I think the real question is why Ray Comfort finds so much pleasure in the way bananas feel in his hand. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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19-07-2015, 08:03 PM
RE: Doc's best exotic marigold Sunday School
(17-07-2015 10:11 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(17-07-2015 06:38 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  This was already addressed by the scholarly work of Ray Comfort.
1) The oceans are here.
2) Bananas. Problem solved Banana_zorro

I think the real question is why Ray Comfort finds so much pleasure in the way bananas feel in his hand. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Consider

And don't forget how the are "made" to slide into his mouth.

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19-07-2015, 08:17 PM
RE: Doc's best exotic marigold Sunday School
(16-07-2015 11:17 PM)morondog Wrote:  Second question: where the fuck did all the water go afterwards?
First question: where the fuck did all the water come from?

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19-07-2015, 09:05 PM
RE: Doc's best exotic marigold Sunday School
"best exotic marigold Sunday School"

... and this ain't just no garden variety Sunday School.

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19-07-2015, 11:39 PM
RE: Doc's best exotic marigold Sunday School
Please sir, please sir. I'm confused.

Your say the Kenites are descended from Cain and we know from the Book of Mormon that black people are descended from Ham...

So where do KenHamites come from?

Huh

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20-07-2015, 12:36 AM
RE: Doc's best exotic marigold Sunday School
(19-07-2015 11:39 PM)DLJ Wrote:  So where do KenHamites come from?

'Straylia according to Wikipedia, the Good Book that is actually Good and sometimes has References.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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20-07-2015, 01:38 AM
RE: Doc's best exotic marigold Sunday School
(20-07-2015 12:36 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(19-07-2015 11:39 PM)DLJ Wrote:  So where do KenHamites come from?

'Straylia according to Wikipedia, the Good Book that is actually Good and sometimes has References.

Right!

So they're the descendants of those who helped to get the Koalas and Roos down south after the flood.

Sounds legit.

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20-07-2015, 01:56 AM
RE: Doc's best exotic marigold Sunday School
(16-07-2015 11:34 AM)docskeptic Wrote:  ...
Totaling up the ages given (167+188+600) gives us 955 years, which was how old Methuselah was when the Flood happened. Here's the problem. The Bible specifically says that Methuselah was 969 years old when he died, which means that he outlived the Flood by 14 years!

That's the last straw. 1 Peter 3:20 specifically says that only 8 people survived the Flood - Noah, his wife, their 3 sons and 3 daughters-in-law. How did grandpa Methuselah survive?
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Easy.

He took 14 years to drown.

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