Doc's mephitic Sunday School (silent but deadly since 2013)
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01-11-2015, 10:32 PM
RE: Doc's phallic Sunday School (Stiff with knowledge. Erect with pride)
(31-10-2015 10:41 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(31-10-2015 10:22 AM)docskeptic Wrote:  Speaking o' which, didn't the Holy Spirit know that feeding the infant Jedus curds and homey put him at risk for infant botulism? Could his strange beliefs have been caused by brain damage from muscle weakness and hypoxia from respiratory failure? Do we owe the current status of our civilization to the effects of C. Botulinum on an infant 2000 years ago? Does anyone even care?

Doc

That question is too hard for this class. Angel

But it arouses interest. Smile

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01-11-2015, 11:42 PM
RE: Doc's phallic Sunday School (Stiff with knowledge. Erect with pride)
(01-11-2015 10:32 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(31-10-2015 10:41 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  ... hard ...

But it arouses ...

Please sir, please sir.

The big kids are being rude again sir.

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02-11-2015, 12:10 AM
RE: Doc's phallic Sunday School (Stiff with knowledge. Erect with pride)
(01-11-2015 11:42 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(01-11-2015 10:32 PM)Chas Wrote:  But it arouses ...

Please sir, please sir.

The big kids are being rude again sir.

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02-11-2015, 04:36 AM
RE: Doc's phallic Sunday School (Stiff with knowledge. Erect with pride)
  • 3. Mt. Agnes. It's on the moon.
  • 4. My answer is correct. Theirs is wrong because (a)they had lousy measuring equipment back then and (b)the had not read Euclid.
  • 6. The clothes because I can wear them. What the hell am I going to do with 200 foreskins?
  • 8. False.
  • 9. The place: His genitalia! The time: Before they got it on.

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02-11-2015, 04:43 AM
RE: Doc's phallic Sunday School (Stiff with knowledge. Erect with pride)
(31-10-2015 10:22 AM)docskeptic Wrote:  Does anyone even care?

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I don't care, I know right from wrong and want my curd and honey!

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02-11-2015, 08:49 AM
RE: Doc Vader's imperialistic Sunday School (disturbed by your lack of faith)
(01-11-2015 11:42 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(01-11-2015 10:32 PM)Chas Wrote:  But it arouses ...

Please sir, please sir.

The big kids are being rude again sir.

Sadcryface

Doc, ejaculating in anger: Kids, don't be dicks. Interest in this class has always been flaccid, but now its perking up. However, if this rude behavior keeps up, interest could peter out again. So let my advice penetrate you and behave yourselves.
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02-11-2015, 09:13 AM
RE: Doc Vader's imperialistic Sunday School (profoundly disturbed by your lack of faith)
(02-11-2015 08:49 AM)docskeptic Wrote:  
(01-11-2015 11:42 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Please sir, please sir.

The big kids are being rude again sir.

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Doc, ejaculating in anger: Kids, don't be dicks. Interest in this class has always been flaccid, but now its perking up. However, if this rude behavior keeps up, interest could peter out again. So let my advice penetrate you and behave yourselves.

And if we don't behave what? You'll hit us with your tallywhacker? Smile

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02-11-2015, 10:38 AM
RE: Doc Vader's imperialistic Sunday School (profoundly disturbed by your lack of faith)
(02-11-2015 09:13 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(02-11-2015 08:49 AM)docskeptic Wrote:  Doc, ejaculating in anger: Kids, don't be dicks. Interest in this class has always been flaccid, but now its perking up. However, if this rude behavior keeps up, interest could peter out again. So let my advice penetrate you and behave yourselves.

And if we don't behave what? You'll hit us with your tallywhacker? Smile

No, but I might be very hard on you for the next test.

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02-11-2015, 10:44 AM
RE: Doc Vader's imperialistic Sunday School (profoundly disturbed by your lack of faith)
Go ahead and engorge yourself with puns, this thread is now tumescent with them.

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02-11-2015, 10:58 AM
RE: Doc Vader's imperialistic Sunday School (profoundly disturbed by your lack of faith)
(02-11-2015 10:38 AM)docskeptic Wrote:  
(02-11-2015 09:13 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  And if we don't behave what? You'll hit us with your tallywhacker? Smile

No, but I might be very hard on you for the next test.

Doc

Sir, sir, please sir ... I made you this in metalwork class ... cos I know you're a true believer ...

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