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13-02-2014, 11:55 PM
RE: DOC'S DYSTOPIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (IN HEAVEN AS ON EARTH)
Dystopic? Oooh! Ooooh! Iz we gonna talk about Orwell's 1984? And its parallels to Christianity? Are we? Are we? Big Grin




*passes another note to Revs and hopes teacher doesn't notice*

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13-02-2014, 11:57 PM
RE: DOC'S DYSTOPIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (IN HEAVEN AS ON EARTH)
*shoots another spitball at escape*

Hehe Evil_monster

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14-02-2014, 12:00 AM
RE: DOC'S DYSTOPIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (IN HEAVEN AS ON EARTH)
(13-02-2014 11:57 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  *shoots another spitball at escape*

Hehe Evil_monster

Sadcryface2 Doc! Ryan's picking on me again! Weeping

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14-02-2014, 12:04 AM
RE: DOC'S DYSTOPIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (IN HEAVEN AS ON EARTH)
(14-02-2014 12:00 AM)Escape Artist Wrote:  
(13-02-2014 11:57 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  *shoots another spitball at escape*

Hehe Evil_monster

Sadcryface2 Doc! Ryan's picking on me again! Weeping

Tongue

*quickly hides evidence*

Nuh-uh! You don't know nuthin'!
Tongue

(in high school I really was the king at this, never did get caught Evil_monster )

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14-02-2014, 10:25 AM
RE: DOC'S DYSTOPIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (IN HEAVEN AS ON EARTH)
(13-02-2014 11:55 PM)Escape Artist Wrote:  Dystopic? Oooh! Ooooh! Iz we gonna talk about Orwell's 1984? And its parallels to Christianity? Are we? Are we? Big Grin




*passes another note to Revs and hopes teacher doesn't notice*

Wanna be study buddies? Angel Check Yes: [X] or No: [ ]

*Whistles innocently*

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14-02-2014, 10:57 AM
RE: DOC'S DYSTOPIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (IN HEAVEN AS ON EARTH)
Doc: Settle down, class. Im-Ryan, I saw you with that spitball. Detention for 3 days. Now, time for another pop quiz! Here we go:

PHYSICS:

1. In 2 Kings 6:5-7, Elisha makes a sunken iron axe-head float by throwing a piece of wood in the water. Explain (with formulas) how wood can change the mass displacement of iron and change its buoyancy.
2. In Gen.9:12-16, God said that he created the rainbow to remind him never to destroy the entire earth with water. Explain (with optical diagrams) why optical refraction within water droplets and rainbows did not exist before the flood.

ASTRONOMY:

Using our state-of-the-art orrery, explain the following incidents:

1. In 2 Kings 20:11, God gave a sign to King Hezekiah by moving the shadow of the sundial back “10 degrees” or 40 minutes.
2. In Joshua 10:12-14, God listens to Joshua and makes the sun and moon stand still in the heavens for “about a whole day”.
3. In Mark 15:33, at the moment of Jesus' death, there was darkness over the whole earth for the space of three hours. Bonus points for explaining why, other than the Synoptists, no one else on earth remarked this incident.

ZOOLOGY:

1. In Gen. 3:1-5, a serpent speaks a human language.
2. In Num. 22:21-30, a donkey speaks a human language (for 1 and 2, use correct anatomical diagrams to explain your answer. Bonus points for identifying the language used.)
3. Lev. 11:20-21 says, "All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you." Identify at least three birds that “creep upon all four” that were an abomination to the Israelites.
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14-02-2014, 10:58 AM
RE: DOC'S DYSTOPIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (IN HEAVEN AS ON EARTH)
(14-02-2014 10:25 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(13-02-2014 11:55 PM)Escape Artist Wrote:  Dystopic? Oooh! Ooooh! Iz we gonna talk about Orwell's 1984? And its parallels to Christianity? Are we? Are we? Big Grin




*passes another note to Revs and hopes teacher doesn't notice*

Wanna be study buddies? Angel Check Yes: [X] or No: [ ]

*Whistles innocently*

Big Grin

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14-02-2014, 11:38 AM
RE: DOC'S DYSTOPIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (IN HEAVEN AS ON EARTH)
(14-02-2014 10:57 AM)docskeptic Wrote:  Doc: Settle down, class. Im-Ryan, I saw you with that spitball. Detention for 3 days. Now, time for another pop quiz! Here we go:

God damnit! Err... what spitball teacher? I don't see anything... Angel
(I used to have a pen I could take apart, reassemble, and shoot paper with. When the teacher would look at me I'd push the clicker out and the pen would fall apart. So it just looked like I was playing with my pen.)

(14-02-2014 10:57 AM)docskeptic Wrote:  2. In Joshua 10:12-14, God listens to Joshua and makes the sun and moon stand still in the heavens for “about a whole day”.

I had a debate with my dad about this. This was his explanation. I about laughed him out of the room.

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14-02-2014, 11:48 AM
RE: DOC'S DYSTOPIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (IN HEAVEN AS ON EARTH)
(14-02-2014 11:38 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(14-02-2014 10:57 AM)docskeptic Wrote:  Doc: Settle down, class. Im-Ryan, I saw you with that spitball. Detention for 3 days. Now, time for another pop quiz! Here we go:

God damnit! Err... what spitball teacher? I don't see anything... Angel
(I used to have a pen I could take apart, reassemble, and shoot paper with. When the teacher would look at me I'd push the clicker out and the pen would fall apart. So it just looked like I was playing with my pen.)

(14-02-2014 10:57 AM)docskeptic Wrote:  2. In Joshua 10:12-14, God listens to Joshua and makes the sun and moon stand still in the heavens for “about a whole day”.

I had a debate with my dad about this. This was his explanation. I about laughed him out of the room.

You didn't use the orrery, though. 5 points from Gryffindor.

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14-02-2014, 11:53 AM
RE: DOC'S DYSTOPIC SUNDAY SCHOOL (IN HEAVEN AS ON EARTH)
(14-02-2014 10:57 AM)docskeptic Wrote:  Doc: Settle down, class. Im-Ryan, I saw you with that spitball. Detention for 3 days. Now, time for another pop quiz! Here we go:

PHYSICS:

1. In 2 Kings 6:5-7, Elisha makes a sunken iron axe-head float by throwing a piece of wood in the water. Explain (with formulas) how wood can change the mass displacement of iron and change its buoyancy.
2. In Gen.9:12-16, God said that he created the rainbow to remind him never to destroy the entire earth with water. Explain (with optical diagrams) why optical refraction within water droplets and rainbows did not exist before the flood.

ASTRONOMY:

Using our state-of-the-art orrery, explain the following incidents:

1. In 2 Kings 20:11, God gave a sign to King Hezekiah by moving the shadow of the sundial back “10 degrees” or 40 minutes.
2. In Joshua 10:12-14, God listens to Joshua and makes the sun and moon stand still in the heavens for “about a whole day”.
3. In Mark 15:33, at the moment of Jesus' death, there was darkness over the whole earth for the space of three hours. Bonus points for explaining why, other than the Synoptists, no one else on earth remarked this incident.

ZOOLOGY:

1. In Gen. 3:1-5, a serpent speaks a human language.
2. In Num. 22:21-30, a donkey speaks a human language (for 1 and 2, use correct anatomical diagrams to explain your answer. Bonus points for identifying the language used.)
3. Lev. 11:20-21 says, "All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you." Identify at least three birds that “creep upon all four” that were an abomination to the Israelites.

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