Doc's prophetic Sunday School (Patriots win! Thus saith the Lord-I TOLD YOU SO!)
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01-02-2017, 01:27 AM
RE: Doc's Patriotic Sunday School (thus saith the Lord, Patriots over Falcons, 28-25)
(31-01-2017 09:33 AM)docskeptic Wrote:  You know, it just strikes me as odd that God picks such elaborate schemes to achieve his goals. Why not just strike Ptolemy and his army dead with a snap of his fingers in the first place? Why all the Rube Goldberg devices? It's like watching Wile E. Coyote trying to trap the Roadrunner.

Doc

I dunnno about Ptolemy's schemes but I think a lot of that stuff is easily explained as people retro-fitting a God explanation to natural events. Earthquake? God is angry with gay people. Never mind that he's got the option to strike them with lightning, to make women attractive to them, to drop rocks from outer space on them (wrapped in a note explaining exactly why he's angry)... the earthquake is what happened so an explanation is required. Since I am the holy man, I must somehow link it to God's anger, so that people give me more stuff and more respect. Accordingly, I identify that it is Adam and Steve's fault. They stuck it in the wrong hole which is icky, and God thought so too. Because he's a Big God who deals out non-specific punishments to people who're only tangentially related to Adam and Steve, hence earthquake. Stop asking questions you bastards, it was also the atheists fault! Hah! What are you gonna do now? You regret asking questions now don't you, you faithless dickheads. Burning at stake is wonderful pour encourager les autres.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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01-02-2017, 02:02 AM
RE: Doc's Patriotic Sunday School (thus saith the Lord, Patriots over Falcons, 28-25)
Doc's Patriotic Sunday School (thus saith the Lord, Patriots over Falcons, 28-25)

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01-02-2017, 05:46 AM
RE: Doc's Patriotic Sunday School (thus saith the Lord, Patriots over Falcons, 28-25)
(01-02-2017 02:02 AM)Anjele Wrote:  Doc's Patriotic Sunday School (thus saith the Lord, Patriots over Falcons, 28-25)

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Heretic!
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01-02-2017, 07:54 AM
RE: Doc's Patriotic Sunday School (thus saith the Lord, Patriots over Falcons, 28-25)
(01-02-2017 05:46 AM)docskeptic Wrote:  
(01-02-2017 02:02 AM)Anjele Wrote:  Doc's Patriotic Sunday School (thus saith the Lord, Patriots over Falcons, 28-25)

Weeping

Heretic!

I had a vision, a burning bush spake to me and said, “Take the Falcons and the points”.

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01-02-2017, 09:00 AM (This post was last modified: 01-02-2017 11:01 AM by docskeptic.)
RE: Doc's Patriotic Sunday School (thus saith the Lord, Patriots over Falcons, 28-25)
(01-02-2017 07:54 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(01-02-2017 05:46 AM)docskeptic Wrote:  Heretic!

I had a vision, a burning bush spake to me and said, “Take the Falcons and the points”.

Arch-heretic! May St. Brady deflate your bloated ego! May St. Belichick spy out your wicked plots! May you be confined to the lowest depths of Cleveland with the devil Goodell!
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