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21-10-2012, 10:02 PM (This post was last modified: 21-10-2012 10:08 PM by earmuffs.)
RE: Does Porn Suck?
The problem with porn is that it's awful.
The acting is horrible, the story is non-existent, the music is bad etc...

It's like, if I wanted to see dick going into vagina then I would go pick up a slutty hoe at a bar somewhere.
If I'm in the comfort of my own home sitting at my computer then I expect a thrilling story with a good twist somewhere. Something where the action hero perhaps get's screwed over and is thrusted into the action. I want explosions, and perhaps a good car chase scene. Something with a gripping story that keeps alert the whole way through with a good happy ending at then end.
It's like stop jerking me around around and put a bit of effort into it you know, I want to be blown away.

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21-10-2012, 10:16 PM (This post was last modified: 22-10-2012 12:02 AM by Dark Light.)
RE: Does Porn Suck?
(21-10-2012 08:27 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  
(21-10-2012 06:04 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  My stance on pornography is the same on any issue of rights of men (yes, this mean women too). So long as minors are protected, consenting adults can do whatever they wish to themselves. If a girl is willing to do bukkake for 50 bucks, who I am to say no? Liberty means taking responsibility for your own actions and every adult with "normal" mental faculties should be responsible for their choices, actions, and inactions.

Your refernce to 'normal mental faculties' coulsd perhaps be elaborated upon.

That's why normal is in quotations....do you really wanna' go down that road?...mental retardation, alzheimers, crippling autism...'cause quite frankly, I do not. It is generally understood what is meant, and I shall leave it like that.

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21-10-2012, 10:23 PM
RE: Does Porn Suck?
(21-10-2012 10:02 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  The problem with porn is that it's awful.
The acting is horrible, the story is non-existent, the music is bad etc...

It's like, if I wanted to see dick going into vagina then I would go pick up a slutty hoe at a bar somewhere.
If I'm in the comfort of my own home sitting at my computer then I expect a thrilling story with a good twist somewhere. Something where the action hero perhaps get's screwed over and is thrusted into the action. I want explosions, and perhaps a good car chase scene. Something with a gripping story that keeps alert the whole way through with a good happy ending at then end.
It's like stop jerking me around around and put a bit of effort into it you know, I want to be blown away.

If you hang out with some particularly strange people they will surprise you... At LAN parties we used to have a contest to see who could bring in the funniest porno clip. Whoever won had his booze and cigars comped the next LAN party. Yeah, I am kind of a nerd. In any event, there is "porn" out there that is pretty damn funny, and is not what I would describe as arousing...anyhow, I never entered the contest.

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25-10-2012, 11:07 PM
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(21-10-2012 07:57 PM)Near Wrote:  My stance on porn is a little like my stance on marriage. Anything between two or more consenting adults is fine in my book. Who am I to tell adults what they can or can't do? Sure, there is a lot of porn that I am not into. I'm not into piss or scat porn, I get quite unsettled by bondage and S&M, If I'm watching a video and it seems like the girl isn't into it, I turn it off. But I realize that other people are into the sorts of things that weird me out, and if it's all between consenting adults, more power to them and you.

If there's one thing that I've learned from listening to Dan Savage on the Savage Lovecast, we've all got our little kinks and quirks and it's alright to explore them, as long as it is done in a safe manner. Except probably choking. That's a dangerous road to walk, and you will probably end up dead at some point.

I agree that choking is a dangerous path to walk, however I do not feel it should be banned. I know that I need to breath in order to maintain life. I would never choke for fun, it is also the reason that I do not smoke. I do have to say though, I am not against people choking for the fun of it. If that is what you really want to do, go for it. If you can do it for 50 years of your life without having a problem, more power to you. If not, then you made your choices and I don't need to feel bad for you.
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25-10-2012, 11:46 PM
RE: Does Porn Suck?
(21-10-2012 10:02 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  The problem with porn is that it's awful.
The acting is horrible, the story is non-existent, the music is bad etc...

It's like, if I wanted to see dick going into vagina then I would go pick up a slutty hoe at a bar somewhere.
If I'm in the comfort of my own home sitting at my computer then I expect a thrilling story with a good twist somewhere. Something where the action hero perhaps get's screwed over and is thrusted into the action. I want explosions, and perhaps a good car chase scene. Something with a gripping story that keeps alert the whole way through with a good happy ending at then end.
It's like stop jerking me around around and put a bit of effort into it you know, I want to be blown away.

You are not watching porn for the right reasons.

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26-10-2012, 06:32 AM
RE: Does Porn Suck?
(21-10-2012 10:02 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  The problem with porn is that it's awful.
The acting is horrible, the story is non-existent, the music is bad etc...

It's like, if I wanted to see dick going into vagina then I would go pick up a slutty hoe at a bar somewhere.
If I'm in the comfort of my own home sitting at my computer then I expect a thrilling story with a good twist somewhere. Something where the action hero perhaps get's screwed over and is thrusted into the action. I want explosions, and perhaps a good car chase scene. Something with a gripping story that keeps alert the whole way through with a good happy ending at then end.
It's like stop jerking me around around and put a bit of effort into it you know, I want to be blown away.

Maybe you should direct a porno. With high quality special effects and a cast of strong actors. It'd definitely be original. Write an epic tale and just have some characters screwing somewhere in there.

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26-10-2012, 06:48 AM
RE: Does Porn Suck?
(21-10-2012 10:02 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  The problem with porn is that it's awful.
The acting is horrible, the story is non-existent, the music is bad etc...

It's like, if I wanted to see dick going into vagina then I would go pick up a slutty hoe at a bar somewhere.
If I'm in the comfort of my own home sitting at my computer then I expect a thrilling story with a good twist somewhere. Something where the action hero perhaps get's screwed over and is thrusted into the action. I want explosions, and perhaps a good car chase scene. Something with a gripping story that keeps alert the whole way through with a good happy ending at then end.
It's like stop jerking me around around and put a bit of effort into it you know, I want to be blown away.

This tirade takes me back.

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26-10-2012, 06:28 PM
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(26-10-2012 06:32 AM)Nevermore Wrote:  
(21-10-2012 10:02 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  The problem with porn is that it's awful.
The acting is horrible, the story is non-existent, the music is bad etc...

It's like, if I wanted to see dick going into vagina then I would go pick up a slutty hoe at a bar somewhere.
If I'm in the comfort of my own home sitting at my computer then I expect a thrilling story with a good twist somewhere. Something where the action hero perhaps get's screwed over and is thrusted into the action. I want explosions, and perhaps a good car chase scene. Something with a gripping story that keeps alert the whole way through with a good happy ending at then end.
It's like stop jerking me around around and put a bit of effort into it you know, I want to be blown away.

Maybe you should direct a porno. With high quality special effects and a cast of strong actors. It'd definitely be original. Write an epic tale and just have some characters screwing somewhere in there.

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27-10-2012, 06:41 PM
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(26-10-2012 06:32 AM)Nevermore Wrote:  
(21-10-2012 10:02 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  The problem with porn is that it's awful.
The acting is horrible, the story is non-existent, the music is bad etc...

It's like, if I wanted to see dick going into vagina then I would go pick up a slutty hoe at a bar somewhere.
If I'm in the comfort of my own home sitting at my computer then I expect a thrilling story with a good twist somewhere. Something where the action hero perhaps get's screwed over and is thrusted into the action. I want explosions, and perhaps a good car chase scene. Something with a gripping story that keeps alert the whole way through with a good happy ending at then end.
It's like stop jerking me around around and put a bit of effort into it you know, I want to be blown away.

Maybe you should direct a porno. With high quality special effects and a cast of strong actors. It'd definitely be original. Write an epic tale and just have some characters screwing somewhere in there.

Tracy Lords of the Ring?

Hairy Potter and the Order of the Penis?

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28-10-2012, 12:51 AM
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