Does Religion Ruin Sex?
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06-02-2015, 04:08 PM
RE: Does Religion Ruin Sex?
I'm with the gang that thinks its kinky. Fuck jesus.

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06-02-2015, 04:13 PM
RE: Does Religion Ruin Sex?
I dated a girl once that mixed sex and religion....

At least I assumed that's what she meant by "Oh God Oh God Oh Gaaawwwd!!"

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I might be mistaken...

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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06-02-2015, 04:45 PM
RE: Does Religion Ruin Sex?
Fantasy in the bedroom is fun.

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06-02-2015, 09:21 PM
RE: Does Religion Ruin Sex?
(06-02-2015 02:58 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  [Image: godmasturbate.jpg]

Not unless you don’t mind being watched.

He could always help out.

Not that he ever does, the selfish bastard! Angry

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06-02-2015, 09:37 PM
RE: Does Religion Ruin Sex?
I used to have fantasies of seducing a Catholic priest. Not so much a protestant minister because they can marry, but a Catholic priest. With a Catholic priest he not only can't marry but he can't have sex. Can't have sex?? Really? Well, let me have at him and we'll see about that! Dodgy

Of course the priest would have to be young and veeeerrrrry good looking, otherwise, yuck.

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06-02-2015, 10:00 PM
RE: Does Religion Ruin Sex?
(06-02-2015 03:50 PM)TheInquisition Wrote:  
(06-02-2015 03:44 PM)Mr. Boston Wrote:  I don't know. For some people I would think the idea that it's dirty and sinful might be sort of a turn-on.

It seems to correlate to higher rates of porn viewing among the religious.

Also shame. Any shame tied to natural urges is unhealthy.

The answer to the thread question - religion is probably the single most harmful thing to ever happen to human sexuality in all of history.

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06-02-2015, 10:02 PM
RE: Does Religion Ruin Sex?
(06-02-2015 09:37 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I used to have fantasies of seducing a Catholic priest. Not so much a protestant minister because they can marry, but a Catholic priest. With a Catholic priest he not only can't marry but he can't have sex. Can't have sex?? Really? Well, let me have at him and we'll see about that! Dodgy

Of course the priest would have to be young and veeeerrrrry good looking, otherwise, yuck.

And you would have to be a pre-pubescent boy.
Ba-dum-tsssh.
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06-02-2015, 10:46 PM
RE: Does Religion Ruin Sex?
(06-02-2015 10:02 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(06-02-2015 09:37 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I used to have fantasies of seducing a Catholic priest. Not so much a protestant minister because they can marry, but a Catholic priest. With a Catholic priest he not only can't marry but he can't have sex. Can't have sex?? Really? Well, let me have at him and we'll see about that! Dodgy

Of course the priest would have to be young and veeeerrrrry good looking, otherwise, yuck.

And you would have to be a pre-pubescent boy.
Ba-dum-tsssh.

Pablo, you are on a roll today aren't you? Laugh out load

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Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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06-02-2015, 11:08 PM
RE: Does Religion Ruin Sex?
(06-02-2015 10:46 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(06-02-2015 10:02 PM)pablo Wrote:  And you would have to be a pre-pubescent boy.
Ba-dum-tsssh.

Pablo, you are on a roll today aren't you? Laugh out load

Bowing

He's always on a roll, gotta love pablo Yes

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07-02-2015, 07:42 AM
RE: Does Religion Ruin Sex?
YES!!!!!

"If we are honest—and scientists have to be—we must admit that religion is a jumble of false assertions, with no basis in reality.
The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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