Does Yahweh/Jeovah do anyting in the Bible that you'd consider "good"?
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10-07-2016, 08:10 PM
RE: Does Yahweh/Jeovah do anyting in the Bible that you'd consider "good"?
Flooded world - nope, that's not good
Got a young teen pregnant - nope
Watched son get tortured. Didn't try to stop it - nope
Killed first born sons - nope, not good at all
Plagues - nope
Endorsed slavery - nope
Performed surgery without license (Adam) - nope
Knocked down tower of Babel (terrorism) - nope
Mass terrorism (Hell) - nope
Genocide
Encouraged a father to murder his son

I would say the only good thing he did was to not exist.

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10-07-2016, 08:14 PM
RE: Does Yahweh/Jeovah do anyting in the Bible that you'd consider "good"?
(10-07-2016 08:10 PM)Rahn127 Wrote:  Knocked down tower of Babel (terrorism) - nope
I mean, He could have just renovated it into the world's tallest Aloha Snack Bar, but no, he just had to go and obliterate it instead. What a waste Sleepy

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10-07-2016, 08:28 PM
RE: Does Yahweh/Jeovah do anyting in the Bible that you'd consider "good"?
(10-07-2016 08:07 PM)TheInquisition Wrote:  He helped free the Israelites from slavery

Since he arranged for them to be taken into slavery in Egypt in the first place that doesn't count for much

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10-07-2016, 08:39 PM
RE: Does Yahweh/Jeovah do anyting in the Bible that you'd consider "good"?
Turned water, instantly, into wine? I mean jeebus is gawd, and gawd is his own son... right? Unsure
Consider
Are we all anti-christs for being able to turn wine into urine?

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10-07-2016, 09:31 PM
RE: Does Yahweh/Jeovah do anyting in the Bible that you'd consider "good"?
Well, apparently he designed my penis. I enjoy that quite a bit. Thanks god.
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10-07-2016, 09:40 PM
RE: Does Yahweh/Jeovah do anyting in the Bible that you'd consider "good"?
(10-07-2016 09:31 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  Well, apparently he designed my penis. I enjoy that quite a bit. Thanks god.

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10-07-2016, 09:42 PM
RE: Does Yahweh/Jeovah do anyting in the Bible that you'd consider "good"?
The closest I can get, and this is still with massive caveats, is the story of the woman found in adultery in the Gospel of John.


Should we stone a woman for adultery? No.


Should we not stone them because we're all sinful creatures? No, should should not stone them because it's the decent and empathetic thing to do. Also this story is a later addition to the Gospel, and is not present in the oldest and best preserved copies of John, so it's attribution to Jesus is even more dubious than other parts of the Bible.

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10-07-2016, 09:46 PM
RE: Does Yahweh/Jeovah do anyting in the Bible that you'd consider "good"?
Coulda went with a larger size... Nevermind, fuck god.
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10-07-2016, 10:03 PM
RE: Does Yahweh/Jeovah do anyting in the Bible that you'd consider "good"?
(10-07-2016 09:31 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  Well, apparently he designed my penis. I enjoy that quite a bit. Thanks god.

Yabut, then he told someone to mutilate it and told you that you had to use it in only his approved manner.

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10-07-2016, 10:16 PM
RE: Does Yahweh/Jeovah do anyting in the Bible that you'd consider "good"?
(10-07-2016 10:03 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(10-07-2016 09:31 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  Well, apparently he designed my penis. I enjoy that quite a bit. Thanks god.

Yabut, then he told someone to mutilate it and told you that you had to use it in only his approved manner.

I guess I can't have my cake and eat it too.
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