Does Yahweh/Jeovah do anyting in the Bible that you'd consider "good"?
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10-07-2016, 10:40 PM
RE: Does Yahweh/Jeovah do anyting in the Bible that you'd consider "good"?
Thar biblical character had a nice 5 day run, after that I don't know if much applies.

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10-07-2016, 10:41 PM
RE: Does Yahweh/Jeovah do anyting in the Bible that you'd consider "good"?
(10-07-2016 06:33 PM)Anjele Wrote:  You know what would be good? If he would pick a name and stick with it. Just pick a damn name already. Facepalm

But Angie, he has so many names!

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10-07-2016, 10:48 PM
RE: Does Yahweh/Jeovah do anyting in the Bible that you'd consider "good"?
(10-07-2016 05:03 PM)cactus Wrote:  because I'm coming up empty handed. The Bible has stories that tell people to do good things, or describes good things people have done and attributed to God (I'd include Jesus in this category). However, it seems like any time the Bible describes God as directly intervening in human activities, bad things happen, often in the form of indiscriminate murder. Consider

It made rainbows. Of course it followed killing 99.99999 percent of the population so that kind of spoils any good.

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11-07-2016, 02:17 AM
RE: Does Yahweh/Jeovah do anyting in the Bible that you'd consider "good"?
(10-07-2016 10:48 PM)true scotsman Wrote:  
(10-07-2016 05:03 PM)cactus Wrote:  because I'm coming up empty handed. The Bible has stories that tell people to do good things, or describes good things people have done and attributed to God (I'd include Jesus in this category). However, it seems like any time the Bible describes God as directly intervening in human activities, bad things happen, often in the form of indiscriminate murder. Consider

It made rainbows. Of course it followed killing 99.99999 percent of the population so that kind of spoils any good.

Im sure noah and his sons enjoyed it. "gee, all that shit i went through catching poisonous snakes and rhinos and all i get is a fuckin rainbow. Thanks a lot asshole. Time to get wasted!"
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11-07-2016, 02:22 AM
RE: Does Yahweh/Jeovah do anyting in the Bible that you'd consider "good"?
so does this mean noah had to fuck his 500 (?) year old wife to repopulate the earth? i bet childbirth would have been hell for a woman several centuries old. what a couple troopers. oh, and... ew.
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11-07-2016, 06:46 AM
RE: Does Yahweh/Jeovah do anyting in the Bible that you'd consider "good"?
(10-07-2016 10:16 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  
(10-07-2016 10:03 PM)Chas Wrote:  Yabut, then he told someone to mutilate it and told you that you had to use it in only his approved manner.

I guess I can't have my cake and eat it too.

Meh. It all goes to shit anyway.

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11-07-2016, 06:49 AM
RE: Does Yahweh/Jeovah do anyting in the Bible that you'd consider "good"?
(10-07-2016 10:16 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  
(10-07-2016 10:03 PM)Chas Wrote:  Yabut, then he told someone to mutilate it and told you that you had to use it in only his approved manner.

I guess I can't have my cake and eat it too.

Not quite long enough, eh?

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11-07-2016, 06:52 AM
RE: Does Yahweh/Jeovah do anyting in the Bible that you'd consider "good"?
There is only one character in the OT that comes to mind that was a good guy, Uriah. Certainly not the “I AM THE LORD” dude. That guy is the “PRICK OF PRICKS".

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11-07-2016, 06:52 AM
RE: Does Yahweh/Jeovah do anyting in the Bible that you'd consider "good"?
(11-07-2016 02:22 AM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  so does this mean noah had to fuck his 500 (?) year old wife to repopulate the earth? i bet childbirth would have been hell for a woman several centuries old. what a couple troopers. oh, and... ew.

You want "ew"?

Adam. Eve. Cain. Abel. (Cain kills Abel, leaves.) Seth

Seth and the exiled Cain are the two surviving children...

Who were Seth and Cain fucking?

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11-07-2016, 06:59 AM
RE: Does Yahweh/Jeovah do anyting in the Bible that you'd consider "good"?
(11-07-2016 06:52 AM)Fatbaldhobbit Wrote:  
(11-07-2016 02:22 AM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  so does this mean noah had to fuck his 500 (?) year old wife to repopulate the earth? i bet childbirth would have been hell for a woman several centuries old. what a couple troopers. oh, and... ew.

You want "ew"?

Adam. Eve. Cain. Abel. (Cain kills Abel, leaves.) Seth

Seth and the exiled Cain are the two surviving children...

Who were Seth and Cain fucking?

musta had a turd baby.
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