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24-10-2016, 01:05 PM
Does the bear shit in the woods?
No, he doesn't. Not around here. Not last night. Oh no, last night a bear left a huge pile in front of my gate.

At first I thought someone might have put poop there as a joke, but no. Too perfect a heap. Well, before I stepped into it. After I stepped into it, the sides still looked like bear poop, but the middle was all flattened. Thank dog I was wearing rubber boots.

Apparently he then went around the house and fooled around with the grain container. Couldn't open the latch. Left hand prints though. He must have walked right by my open bedroom windows....

Do dogs bark at night? Of course they do. Every chance they get. Except when there is a bear walking around the house and shitting in front of the gate. Oh no, that is not bark worthy.


AAArrrgghhh! Now I will have to sleep with closed windows!

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24-10-2016, 01:29 PM
RE: Does the bear shit in the woods?
Think "bearskin rug"....


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24-10-2016, 01:41 PM
RE: Does the bear shit in the woods?
(24-10-2016 01:05 PM)Dom Wrote:  No, he doesn't. Not around here. Not last night. Oh no, last night a bear left a huge pile in front of my gate.

At first I thought someone might have put poop there as a joke, but no. Too perfect a heap. Well, before I stepped into it. After I stepped into it, the sides still looked like bear poop, but the middle was all flattened. Thank dog I was wearing rubber boots.

Apparently he then went around the house and fooled around with the grain container. Couldn't open the latch. Left hand prints though. He must have walked right by my open bedroom windows....

Do dogs bark at night? Of course they do. Every chance they get. Except when there is a bear walking around the house and shitting in front of the gate. Oh no, that is not bark worthy.


AAArrrgghhh! Now I will have to sleep with closed windows!

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24-10-2016, 01:42 PM
RE: Does the bear shit in the woods?
Bloody sensible dogs you have, Dom! With a predator about that outweighed me by up to half a ton I would keep my head down as well!

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24-10-2016, 01:53 PM
RE: Does the bear shit in the woods?
Now, when I let the dogs out last thing in the eve and first thing in the morning, I will have to get dressed, grab my rifle and guard my dogs.

A bit topsy-turvy, that.

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24-10-2016, 01:58 PM (This post was last modified: 24-10-2016 02:33 PM by Gloucester.)
RE: Does the bear shit in the woods?
I know I have used this before and I know that it is not directly relevant - but it does have two references . . . in a sort of way. Big Grin

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24-10-2016, 02:28 PM
RE: Does the bear shit in the woods?
(24-10-2016 01:05 PM)Dom Wrote:  No, he doesn't. Not around here. Not last night. Oh no, last night a bear left a huge pile in front of my gate.

At first I thought someone might have put poop there as a joke, but no. Too perfect a heap. Well, before I stepped into it. After I stepped into it, the sides still looked like bear poop, but the middle was all flattened. Thank dog I was wearing rubber boots.

Apparently he then went around the house and fooled around with the grain container. Couldn't open the latch. Left hand prints though. He must have walked right by my open bedroom windows....

Do dogs bark at night? Of course they do. Every chance they get. Except when there is a bear walking around the house and shitting in front of the gate. Oh no, that is not bark worthy.


AAArrrgghhh! Now I will have to sleep with closed windows!

Where are you living that bears come along and take a dump on your front gate?

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24-10-2016, 02:36 PM (This post was last modified: 24-10-2016 02:39 PM by Dom.)
RE: Does the bear shit in the woods?
(24-10-2016 02:28 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  
(24-10-2016 01:05 PM)Dom Wrote:  No, he doesn't. Not around here. Not last night. Oh no, last night a bear left a huge pile in front of my gate.

At first I thought someone might have put poop there as a joke, but no. Too perfect a heap. Well, before I stepped into it. After I stepped into it, the sides still looked like bear poop, but the middle was all flattened. Thank dog I was wearing rubber boots.

Apparently he then went around the house and fooled around with the grain container. Couldn't open the latch. Left hand prints though. He must have walked right by my open bedroom windows....

Do dogs bark at night? Of course they do. Every chance they get. Except when there is a bear walking around the house and shitting in front of the gate. Oh no, that is not bark worthy.


AAArrrgghhh! Now I will have to sleep with closed windows!

Where are you living that bears come along and take a dump on your front gate?

In Southern Oregon, in the woods.... we get Cougars (mountain lions) also.

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24-10-2016, 02:37 PM
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[Image: bear-54696209.jpg?ts=1477341308]

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24-10-2016, 02:47 PM
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(24-10-2016 02:37 PM)Dom Wrote:  [Image: bear-54696209.jpg?ts=1477341308]

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