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16-03-2013, 04:30 PM
Dog'eye and dead horse.
Yes folks that's the prize for the best interpretation of this Aussie slang!
(Based on Indigenous Victorians and the later comers.)



The faccy shielas had decided to go bush for their break up........

Nothing too flash,not a hangi, but lots of snags, frankies,booze and boys.

Cracked a country cousin and the shit was really flowing, what with grouse C & W.
Even the rampant blowies and mossies weren't too bad.

What you reckon? Always some bastard has to stuff up.
The old big doot gubber,pissed to the eye balls, starts pointing percy at the party girls.
Struth, he couldn't even crackit!

What with that three big leb girls grab him and its off to the crick................lol, lucky the old prick new the Aussie crawl!

"Silly old bugger' laughed Auntie Merl " wouldn't have him near my old moocher for quids" and the coloured girl went doot de doot de doot in time with that old druggie song. Censored

Prize winner will be notified by mail and no correspondence entered into..............
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16-03-2013, 04:37 PM
RE: Dog'eye and dead horse.
Huh?! Smile

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16-03-2013, 04:41 PM
RE: Dog'eye and dead horse.
(16-03-2013 04:37 PM)Peanut Wrote:  Huh?! Smile
Actually that should read dog's
eye Peanut.

To win the prize you must interpret everything...........clue any Aussie winner only gets s/r. Consider
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16-03-2013, 06:03 PM
RE: Dog'eye and dead horse.
And a special booby prize for South East Asian smart arses....... Big Grin
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16-03-2013, 06:09 PM
RE: Dog'eye and dead horse.
(16-03-2013 06:03 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  And a special booby prize for South East Asian smart arses....... Big Grin

Awww! Struth cobber!

No point me rocking up, now.

Sad

Meh! Better things to do th's arvo. Drinking Beverage

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16-03-2013, 06:14 PM
RE: Dog'eye and dead horse.
(16-03-2013 06:09 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(16-03-2013 06:03 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  And a special booby prize for South East Asian smart arses....... Big Grin

Awww! Struth cobber!

No point me rocking up, now.

Sad

Meh! Better things to do th's arvo. Drinking Beverage
I thought even you abstained from those Kings X pole dancing shows on the Sabbath......have you no shame? Cool
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16-03-2013, 06:16 PM
RE: Dog'eye and dead horse.
So I gotta figure out what you're saying by interpreting all that in what I believe is an Aussie accent??

My brain hurts... But I WILL figure it out! Just you wait!

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16-03-2013, 06:17 PM
RE: Dog'eye and dead horse.
I also hope you AT LEAST spelled everything right...

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16-03-2013, 06:22 PM
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16-03-2013, 06:27 PM
RE: Dog'eye and dead horse.
(16-03-2013 06:22 PM)aurora Wrote:  [Image: 1sm117run-for-hills.gif]
Thanks Rora hope your response encourages other 'linguists' like myself........ Cool
Should I up the prize money?
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