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16-03-2013, 11:14 PM
RE: Dog'eye and dead horse.
(16-03-2013 11:04 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(16-03-2013 10:29 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  And blowies? Consider

Blow flies, dude. ...
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16-03-2013, 11:20 PM
RE: Dog'eye and dead horse.
(16-03-2013 11:14 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  [quote='DLJ' pid='273190' dateline='1363494435']
Pssst! LJ.
Snags = sausages
Mossies = mosquitos

I wasn't here.
Well, then what the heck is a Frankies?

I'm not in it to win it, I just wanna know now. This Sheila's (that means woman, right? Cuz I dont want to call myself any names. ). going to throw snags at all the mossies this summer- flippin' mossies!

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17-03-2013, 03:04 AM
RE: Dog'eye and dead horse.
(16-03-2013 11:14 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  
(16-03-2013 10:27 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Pssst! LJ.
Snags = sausages
Mossies = mosquitos

I wasn't here.
Well, then what the heck is a Frankies?
!

Not 'a' frankies.

... frankfurters.

But I'm not allowed to play so...




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17-03-2013, 03:48 AM
RE: Dog'eye and dead horse.
(16-03-2013 04:30 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  Yes folks that's the prize for the best interpretation of this Aussie slang!
(Based on Indigenous Victorians and the later comers.)



The faccy shielas had decided to go bush for their break up........

Nothing too flash,not a hangi, but lots of snags, frankies,booze and boys.

Cracked a country cousin and the shit was really flowing, what with grouse C & W.
Even the rampant blowies and mossies weren't too bad.

What you reckon? Always some bastard has to stuff up.
The old big doot gubber,pissed to the eye balls, starts pointing percy at the party girls.
Struth, he couldn't even crackit!

What with that three big leb girls grab him and its off to the crick................lol, lucky the old prick new the Aussie crawl!

"Silly old bugger' laughed Auntie Merl " wouldn't have him near my old moocher for quids" and the coloured girl went doot de doot de doot in time with that old druggie song. Censored

Prize winner will be notified by mail and no correspondence entered into..............
No wonder some of that was incompressible.

It's in Victorian.

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17-03-2013, 01:04 PM
RE: Dog'eye and dead horse.
(17-03-2013 03:04 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(16-03-2013 11:14 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  Well, then what the heck is a Frankies?
!

Not 'a' frankies.

... frankfurters.

But I'm not allowed to play so...



That answer is correct.

Small cocktail sausages are known in Australia as 'little boys'. Ohmy
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17-03-2013, 03:10 PM
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(16-03-2013 09:54 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(16-03-2013 07:18 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  ??? WTF... lol

Okay, I'll try.

Those large police women took him off to jail...... laugh out loud, funny guy sure knows how to get himself into jail.

Three big ass lesbians threw his ass into the pond, luckily fucker could swim. ... Fucking crazy Ozzies. Big Grin
Soooo eloquent, Girly Thumbsup

I laughed so hard Laughat

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17-03-2013, 03:12 PM
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(16-03-2013 09:54 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  Peanut, you did well, including the first prize.
YAY! I'm amazing... Drinking Beverage

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17-03-2013, 03:37 PM
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The second clue is country cousin =dozen............ Shy
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18-03-2013, 01:52 AM
RE: Dog'eye and dead horse.
(16-03-2013 04:30 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  Yes folks that's the prize for the best interpretation of this Aussie slang!
(Based on Indigenous Victorians and the later comers.)



The faccy shielas had decided to go bush for their break up........

Nothing too flash,not a hangi, but lots of snags, frankies,booze and boys.

Cracked a country cousin and the shit was really flowing, what with grouse C & W.
Even the rampant blowies and mossies weren't too bad.

What you reckon? Always some bastard has to stuff up.
The old big doot gubber,pissed to the eye balls, starts pointing percy at the party girls.
Struth, he couldn't even crackit!

What with that three big leb girls grab him and its off to the crick................lol, lucky the old prick new the Aussie crawl!

"Silly old bugger' laughed Auntie Merl " wouldn't have him near my old moocher for quids" and the coloured girl went doot de doot de doot in time with that old druggie song. Censored

Prize winner will be notified by mail and no correspondence entered into..............
The Aussie slang quiz is over and has been won by Lady Jane and Peanut.

The prize of half a meat pie with sauce will be awarded to each competitor
You will be notified shortly of how and where to pick up your prizes.




The factory girls had decided to go to the country for their end of year break up.
No big outdoor pig cooked in ashes (Hangi- N.Z. Aust), simply sausages, saveloys, alcohol and men.
After drinking a dozen bottles of beer or so the conversation flowed and the country music was enjoyable.
Even the blow flies and mosquitoes weren't too bad.
Well you know someone always has to spoil things.
The old big prick boss (doot-prick, Gubba, as in governor..white boss, from indigenous Australian), quite drunk,
exposed himself to some of the ladies. He was unable to achieve an erection.
What with that, two big Lebanese women grabbed him and threw him in the creek.
Luckily, he was able to swim.
Silly old fool laughed Aunty Merl (female aboriginal elders are often referred to as Auntie) I wouldn't allow him near my private parts for love of money....................................................................

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18-03-2013, 07:16 AM
RE: Dog'eye and dead horse.
Man! I was so close... Smile

I look forward to another one.

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