Dogs in Heaven?
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12-12-2014, 06:42 PM
RE: Dogs in Heaven?
(12-12-2014 06:34 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  But I'm kinda pissed that dogs get to go to heaven but...what about CATS! Are they evil or something?

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12-12-2014, 07:22 PM
RE: Dogs in Heaven?
(12-12-2014 06:34 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(12-12-2014 05:40 PM)CleverUsername Wrote:  Remember their other tweaks to make themselves feel better; if kids under the age of 10, and mentally disabled people are allowed into heaven, surely animals also fall under the "Don't know any better" category.

I bet more "lesser" animals get into heaven than humans. I'm thinking people get up there and are shocked to find that quadrillions of insects have hogtied God and all the angels and taken over. Yes

That's an interesting thought, the animals "don't know any better" category.

But I'm kinda pissed that dogs get to go to heaven but...what about CATS! Are they evil or something?

Go cry to the pope about it!

I mean, literally.. it'll probably result in him granting Cat heaven.

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12-12-2014, 07:46 PM
RE: Dogs in Heaven?
(12-12-2014 07:22 PM)ClydeLee Wrote:  
(12-12-2014 06:34 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  That's an interesting thought, the animals "don't know any better" category.

But I'm kinda pissed that dogs get to go to heaven but...what about CATS! Are they evil or something?

Go cry to the pope about it!

I mean, literally.. it'll probably result in him granting Cat heaven.

Lol. If there's a cat heaven, shouldn't that mean there's mice and rats there to kill? Just a thought.

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12-12-2014, 07:54 PM
RE: Dogs in Heaven?
(12-12-2014 07:46 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Lol. If there's a cat heaven, shouldn't that mean there's mice and rats there to kill? Just a thought.

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That's mean. I demand separate mouse and rat heavens.

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12-12-2014, 08:29 PM
RE: Dogs in Heaven?
(12-12-2014 07:54 PM)CleverUsername Wrote:  
(12-12-2014 07:46 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Lol. If there's a cat heaven, shouldn't that mean there's mice and rats there to kill? Just a thought.

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That's mean. I demand separate mouse and rat heavens.

Mouse hell is cat heaven. God is frugal.

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