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13-07-2018, 08:40 AM (This post was last modified: 13-07-2018 08:45 AM by Vera.)
Don't Do That, Donald
Trump as poetic muse Rolleyes

"Donald was a curious child,
His hands were small, his hair was wild,
His face was orange like the sun,
He liked to make up words for fun."


"Following the school disaster,
Donald said, “I got the answer!
Don’t let kids create more dead,
Let teachers shoot them all instead!”


"Donald was a wise old soul,
He didn’t care for gun control,
For it was in the Constitution -
The right to mindless execution."


"In the year 2018,
Donald went to see the Queen,
He figured it would be no hassle,
To go have tea in Windsor Castle.

Donald turned up all excited,
Maybe she would have him knighted!
But when he knocked he heard a shout,
“Tell the orange twat we’re out!”

"On he raged, the little ranter,
Brain of butter, face like Fanta,
Tweeting ignorance and hate,
Until, alas, it was too late"


"To the UK Don was heading,
To attend the Royal Wedding,
Until they told the old molester,
They didn’t need another jester."


"Though Donald never touched the booze,
He believed in aliens and Fox News,
Santa, Bigfoot, all things strange
Everything but climate change!"


"When it came to things erotic,
Donald’s tastes were quite exotic,
To some they might appear obscene,
A porn star and Forbes magazine.

“Do you have . .” he asked the spanker,
“The cover featuring Ivanka?”
“Yes, bend over. You’re in luck!”
50 shades of WTF?"


“We don’t want Africans!” Don said,
“Norwegians are much better bred.”
And Norway answered loud and clear,
“We’d rather move to North Korea.”


"Once upon a time a book,
Said Donald was a brainless crook,
But Donald simply took no heed,
Because he hadn’t learned to read."


"Young Donald built a wall one day,
To keep the Mexicans at bay,
But when he said 'Call me El Jefe!'
They stuck the bricks up his #covfefe."


"Donald didn’t get the fuss,
About a few imported tusks,
“It isn’t an abuse of power!”
He shouted from his ivory tower."

"Little Kim was very bold,
He called his best friend Donald old,
But Don was more mature than that,
He simply called him short and fat."

"Donald stamped his feet, frustrated,
His Twitter was deactivated,
Eleven minutes it was dead,
One per brain cell in his head."


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"E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderò."
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13-07-2018, 08:51 AM
RE: Don't Do That, Donald
The poems' author Paul Rigby deserves a Pulitzer Prize for poetry. I couldn't stop laughing—now my ribs are aching!   Big Grin

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13-07-2018, 09:02 AM
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(13-07-2018 08:40 AM)Vera Wrote:  [Image: Capture.jpg]


In this pic he has totally withdrawn. He is in another place, with a thick wall around him, arms hugging himself, blank stare into space and nothing can penetrate.

Merkel sees it - look at the look on her face!


Yep, he is a very stable genius.

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13-07-2018, 02:09 PM
RE: Don't Do That, Donald
Genius! Pure genius!
- Wiley Coyote

“It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows the truth. Producing bullshit requires no such conviction.”
― Harry G. Frankfurt, On Bullshit

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14-07-2018, 09:03 AM
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"Donald lied and lied and lied,
So #TakeTheKnee! the people cried,
And thus he managed with great ease,
To bring the country to its knees."


Not from that twitter dude but still poetry Tongue And Tony Robinsoin, a.k.a. Baldrick is great!


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14-07-2018, 10:38 AM
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How did the UK afford all those actors to march against Trump?
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14-07-2018, 01:56 PM
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(14-07-2018 10:38 AM)ResidentEvilFan Wrote:  How did the UK afford all those actors to march against Trump?

Nope, real people I'm sure. But don't worry, Don-boy will spin it by saying it was the biggest reception, believe me, the, well, more people turned out to, more people turned out to greet him there than any other president. Bigly. Even bigger than his inauguration crowd! Best ever.

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14-07-2018, 01:59 PM
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"E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderò."
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14-07-2018, 07:47 PM
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(14-07-2018 01:59 PM)Vera Wrote:  [Image: 37171381_620323011668012_898534067152302...e=5BE826EF]

Oh Vera, those photos are hysterical. OMG, I can't stop laughing. Laugh out load

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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