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28-11-2014, 03:01 PM
Don't Sleep With Porcupines
Was just off to bed when my brother showed me this article he found. Had to log back in just to post this here;
http://www.nbc-2.com/story/14076761/2011...ts-illegal

One of the most bizarre things I've ever heard of, makes me wonder what happened to trigger the law xD
Old article, but still funny I think

*Finishes the mead and hops off to bed*

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28-11-2014, 08:24 PM
RE: Don't Sleep With Porcupines
Or as I've seen Taq suggest...
Some people should go fuck themselves with one. Laugh out load
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28-11-2014, 08:30 PM
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Ummm, how bad was this if that had to make it illegal? Nothing in them said don't fuck a porcupine?

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29-11-2014, 11:13 AM
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Hard lesson learned.

   

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29-11-2014, 11:15 AM
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Goddamnit - there goes my New Year's Eve plans.

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29-11-2014, 11:16 AM
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Can the porcupine and I just cuddle, then?
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29-11-2014, 11:18 AM
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(29-11-2014 11:16 AM)Clockwork Wrote:  Can the porcupine and I just cuddle, then?

Gently.

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29-11-2014, 11:19 AM
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It doesn't say anything about pegging being illegal. Whew, I'm still legal.

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29-11-2014, 01:07 PM
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(29-11-2014 11:19 AM)Nurse Wrote:  It doesn't say anything about pegging being illegal. Whew, I'm still legal.

Ok, I'll ask...pegging? Huh
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29-11-2014, 01:16 PM
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(29-11-2014 01:07 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(29-11-2014 11:19 AM)Nurse Wrote:  It doesn't say anything about pegging being illegal. Whew, I'm still legal.

Ok, I'll ask...pegging? Huh

Oh, dear. This bit of sex ed may be a bit graphic:

Well, you see little Pablo, when a girl and girl love each other, or a Dominatrix wants to own her male sub's holes, or a husband and wife duo want to get a bit kinky, the lady will wear a strap on and give that anus a righteous pounding.

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