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29-03-2016, 05:44 AM
Don't..... (Tips, Hacks & Life Lessons)
This thread is for your learn life lessons and such.

Don't... eat the yellow snow.
Don't... piss into the wind.


What "don'ts" do you want to share in order to spare others the pain or suffering (joking sort of) that you've experienced.


No Don't... ______________ (fill in the blank)

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29-03-2016, 05:46 AM
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Don't mix explosives and tequilla..................

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29-03-2016, 06:35 AM
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(29-03-2016 05:44 AM)Heatheness Wrote:  This thread is for your learn life lessons and such.

Don't... eat the yellow snow.
Don't... piss into the wind.


What "don'ts" do you want to share in order to spare others the pain or suffering (joking sort of) that you've experienced.


No Don't... ______________ (fill in the blank)

Don't ever fill in the blanks. Ohh, ffsFacepalm

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29-03-2016, 06:44 AM
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Don't ever drive through the desert without a. a person who can work on cars. b. ample provisions. c. good directions, a map and a compass. d. a big hat. e. lots of fuel and water and oil. (although I suppose that is al filed under b.)

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29-03-2016, 06:53 AM
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(29-03-2016 06:44 AM)Banjo Wrote:  Don't ever drive through the desert without a. a person who can work on cars. b. ample provisions. c. good directions, a map and a compass. d. a big hat. e. lots of fuel and water and oil. (although I suppose that is al filed under b.)

The first six words would work even better............

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29-03-2016, 06:56 AM
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Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life.

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29-03-2016, 07:01 AM
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(29-03-2016 06:56 AM)jennybee Wrote:  Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life.

Don't start a thread entitled "Tell me a story".

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29-03-2016, 07:06 AM
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(29-03-2016 07:01 AM)god has no twitter account Wrote:  
(29-03-2016 06:56 AM)jennybee Wrote:  Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life.

Don't start a thread entitled "Tell me a story".

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29-03-2016, 08:06 AM
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Don't sneeze on your laptop touch screen. :/

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29-03-2016, 08:13 AM
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(29-03-2016 08:06 AM)Heatheness Wrote:  Don't sneeze on your laptop touch screen. :/

I was a radioman in the USCG. We used manual typewriters to copy morse code from ships.............

I was once tasked with cleaning up after a new guy that got sick.

Ever tried cleaning puke out of a manual typewriter keyboard????

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Let's just say it's less fun than it sounds...........

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