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08-03-2012, 11:29 PM
RE: Don't click if you hate spiders.
Spiders are the devil.
They can travel through dimensional portals, devour a fully grown human male in under four minutes and use the digested meat to immediately produce over 50 million murderous offspring. They can fly and shoot laser beams from each eye. That's eight laser beams. At the same time. Also they steal.

They also .... In reality .... Move by blood pushing into their cartalidge limbs thus stretching them out the same way a penis inflates when aroused and retract the same appendage by pulling the blood back into its body. All in under a millisecond. With eight legs.

You know what I don't like about them though? The smallest spider will still come at you like it knows something you don't. Some secret weapon that size cannot defeat.

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08-03-2012, 11:35 PM
RE: Don't click if you hate spiders.
(08-03-2012 11:29 PM)lucradis Wrote:  You know what I don't like about them though? The smallest spider will still come at you like it knows something you don't. Some secret weapon that size cannot defeat.

Yeah I've noticed that. They're cocky little fuckers.

There was a house spider in my house once (shockingly) that lived in some tiny little hole in the corner of the hall. One day it was stood just outside it's hole freaking me the fuck out so I asked my Grandad to get rid of it. He went to pick it up with a piece of tissue and it actually had the arrogance to sort of rear up with it's front legs in the air and try and take him on, kinda like it was saying 'bring it motherfucker'! It was stood right next to it's hole where it would have been safe but rather than back down it actually wanted to take on a 6 foot human!

Talk about cocky!

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09-03-2012, 03:38 AM
RE: Don't click if you hate spiders.
(07-03-2012 02:34 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  I've never understood the fear of spiders.

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NOW you fucking understand??? O_O
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09-03-2012, 03:44 AM
RE: Don't click if you hate spiders.
I think they're cute, and a bit disturbing... but mainly cute XD

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09-03-2012, 08:12 AM
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(09-03-2012 03:38 AM)rook2004 Wrote:  [Image: spider-eating-bird.jpg]

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NOW you fucking understand??? O_O

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09-03-2012, 08:17 AM
RE: Don't click if you hate spiders.
Dude there are killer spiders everywhere.
Bird eating tarantulas in every rainforest, the peach guys are from Afghanistan I think, and there were reports of spiders large enough in chile, to carry babies away right out of their bedroom windows.
Yuck and puke.

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09-03-2012, 08:28 AM
RE: Don't click if you hate spiders.
(09-03-2012 08:17 AM)lucradis Wrote:  Dude there are killer spiders everywhere.
Bird eating tarantulas in every rainforest, the peach guys are from Afghanistan I think, and there were reports of spiders large enough in chile, to carry babies away right out of their bedroom windows.
Yuck and puke.

That's why I said people in the US.

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09-03-2012, 08:30 AM
RE: Don't click if you hate spiders.
I see your spiders and raise you the Goliath Bird Eating Turantula

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Originally from S. America, it can now be found throughout the US.


And the golden silk spider
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09-03-2012, 08:32 AM
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(09-03-2012 08:30 AM)germanyt Wrote:  I see your spiders and raise you the Goliath Bird Eating Turantula

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Originally from S. America, it can now be found throughout the US.

Harmless

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09-03-2012, 08:33 AM
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(09-03-2012 08:32 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(09-03-2012 08:30 AM)germanyt Wrote:  I see your spiders and raise you the Goliath Bird Eating Turantula

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Originally from S. America, it can now be found throughout the US.

Harmless

All are harmless if they don't bite you. But which one is gonna make you shit your pants when you turn the back porch light on?

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