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26-03-2014, 11:30 PM
Don't trust windows
No, I'm not talking about the Microsoft computer platform, I'm talking about the other kind of windows.

The scene is in my girlfriend's room. I'm comfortably laying on her bed. My girlfriend had just come back from a bathroom break, and since it was a bit windy and the window was open, it pushed the door closed, locking her out. I got up to let her back in, and right as I did, a mutual friend of ours walked by and started chatting with us. Had this not happened, she would have climbed back into her bed with me.

About 30 seconds into the chat, this happened:

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My head was laying on that pillow not much more than a minute before this picture was taken. Had the friend not stopped to talk to us, her's would have been there, too.

So yeah, stay the fuck away from windows.

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26-03-2014, 11:34 PM
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(26-03-2014 11:30 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  No, I'm not talking about the Microsoft computer platform, I'm talking about the other kind of windows.

The scene is in my girlfriend's room. I'm comfortably laying on her bed. My girlfriend had just come back from a bathroom break, and since it was a bit windy and the window was open, it pushed the door closed, locking her out. I got up to let her back in, and right as I did, a mutual friend of ours walked by and started chatting with us. Had this not happened, she would have climbed back into her bed with me.

About 30 seconds into the chat, this happened:

[Image: 1398482_10202657465790715_1764530459_o.jpg]

My head was laying on that pillow not much more than a minute before this picture was taken. Had the friend not stopped to talk to us, her's would have been there, too.

So yeah, stay the fuck away from windows.

Tarty....you know I am glad that you're both safe...but....I would much rather see pictures of whatever you were doing in that bed before she needed a bathroom break!

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26-03-2014, 11:40 PM
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(26-03-2014 11:34 PM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  Tarty....you know I am glad that you're both safe...but....I would much rather see pictures of whatever you were doing in that bed before she needed a bathroom break!

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26-03-2014, 11:45 PM
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I'm not saying it was aliens.....

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

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27-03-2014, 12:02 AM
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Thank God he sent your friend to save you.

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27-03-2014, 12:03 AM
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27-03-2014, 12:15 AM
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(26-03-2014 11:45 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  I'm not saying it was aliens.....

I got this. Cool

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27-03-2014, 02:10 AM
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(26-03-2014 11:34 PM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  Tarty....you know I am glad that you're both safe...but....I would much rather see pictures of whatever you were doing in that bed before she needed a bathroom break!

I bet that's why the window broke in the first place Wink

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27-03-2014, 02:36 AM
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(27-03-2014 12:02 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Thank God he sent your friend to save you.

Gawd dun work in mysterious ways.
That he certainly do.

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27-03-2014, 04:05 AM
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One hell of an alarm clock. Snooze is wrist activated.

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