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27-03-2014, 06:13 AM
RE: Don't trust windows
2 people were on that tiny bed ? Gasp

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27-03-2014, 09:03 AM
RE: Don't trust windows
Tarty! Sadcryface

I so glad you iz okay. Hug

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27-03-2014, 09:06 AM
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(26-03-2014 11:30 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  No, I'm not talking about the Microsoft computer platform, I'm talking about the other kind of windows.

The scene is in my girlfriend's room. I'm comfortably laying on her bed. My girlfriend had just come back from a bathroom break, and since it was a bit windy and the window was open, it pushed the door closed, locking her out. I got up to let her back in, and right as I did, a mutual friend of ours walked by and started chatting with us. Had this not happened, she would have climbed back into her bed with me.

About 30 seconds into the chat, this happened:

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My head was laying on that pillow not much more than a minute before this picture was taken. Had the friend not stopped to talk to us, her's would have been there, too.

So yeah, stay the fuck away from windows.



The wind has been crazy bad here too...........for the past couple of days.

Must have been god saving your butt.





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27-03-2014, 09:10 AM
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(27-03-2014 09:06 AM)WitchSabrina Wrote:  Angel

Yesterday while out shopping with my oldest - I felt I needed a tether line to the car. That or put on 50 pounds.

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27-03-2014, 09:10 AM
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It was probably the cat's fault. Little bastard was probably plotting the demise of both of you and is now pissed that it's assassination attempt failed. Watch your back, buddy.



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27-03-2014, 09:17 AM
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Some of you think it was god others think it was aliens. That's just retarded. It was obviously pixies!
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27-03-2014, 09:21 AM
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dude, your house is falling apart, buy some duct tape

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27-03-2014, 09:28 AM
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(27-03-2014 09:21 AM)nach_in Wrote:  dude, your house is falling apart, buy some duct tape
Whatever do you mean by "buy"? I'm sure he already has plenty of it for, you know, other purposes. Shy


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27-03-2014, 09:34 AM
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(27-03-2014 09:28 AM)Vosur Wrote:  Whatever do you mean by "buy"? I'm sure he already has plenty of it for, you know, other purposes. Shy


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27-03-2014, 09:54 AM
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(27-03-2014 09:28 AM)Vosur Wrote:  
(27-03-2014 09:21 AM)nach_in Wrote:  dude, your house is falling apart, buy some duct tape
Whatever do you mean by "buy"? I'm sure he already has plenty of it for, you know, other purposes. Shy


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LMAO
I can't want that.............for myself anyway.
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