Dr Phil or Dr Oz? Who's worse?
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10-09-2015, 11:42 AM
RE: Dr Phil or Dr Oz? Who's worse?
Dr Oz has these lame elementary school-like demonstrations. He's a fool. Dr Phil is an idiot too. His wife is always in the audience so she can feel important. She claims to not have had any plastic surgery.....what a lier.

I donno...it's a Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dumb situation. They're both sides of the same coin.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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10-09-2015, 11:46 AM
RE: Dr Phil or Dr Oz? Who's worse?
Laugh out load

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Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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10-09-2015, 01:04 PM
RE: Dr Phil or Dr Oz? Who's worse?
Neither. They offer valuable services to the community offering 'natural selection' evolutionary services.

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10-09-2015, 01:06 PM
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(10-09-2015 01:04 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Neither. They offer valuable services to the community offering 'natural selection' evolutionary services.

I'd agree with you if they could just start targeting people who have yet to breed. Unfortunately most of their victims are older and have already passed on their low IQs and gullibility to another generation.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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10-09-2015, 02:28 PM
RE: Dr Phil or Dr Oz? Who's worse?
They are both idiots. Oz is way worse though because he induces people to spend money and consume fake pills.

Phil makes a fool of them and humiliates them and contributes little else, but does offer free, legitimate professional help afterwards.

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10-09-2015, 02:32 PM
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I think they should have a cage match.
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10-09-2015, 02:44 PM
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(10-09-2015 02:32 PM)pablo Wrote:  I think they should have a cage match.

They'd circle each other while Phil yelled uplifting yet empty platitudes at him, trying to convince him that he really is good enough to attack.

Oz would splash some water on Phil while declaring victory because that water was a homeopathic solution of sulfuric acid and Phil is melting.

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10-09-2015, 02:45 PM
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(10-09-2015 02:44 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(10-09-2015 02:32 PM)pablo Wrote:  I think they should have a cage match.

They'd circle each other while Phil yelled uplifting yet empty platitudes at him, trying to convince him that he really is good enough to attack.

Oz would splash some water on Phil while declaring victory because that water was a homeopathic solution of sulfuric acid and Phil is melting.

Ha!


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10-09-2015, 02:55 PM
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(10-09-2015 02:28 PM)Dom Wrote:  They are both idiots. Oz is way worse though because he induces people to spend money and consume fake pills.

Phil makes a fool of them and humiliates them and contributes little else, but does offer free, legitimate professional help afterwards.

Dr. Phil could bring his manager...
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10-09-2015, 04:42 PM
RE: Dr Phil or Dr Oz? Who's worse?
(10-09-2015 02:44 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(10-09-2015 02:32 PM)pablo Wrote:  I think they should have a cage match.

They'd circle each other while Phil yelled uplifting yet empty platitudes at him, trying to convince him that he really is good enough to attack.

Oz would splash some water on Phil while declaring victory because that water was a homeopathic solution of sulfuric acid and Phil is melting.

Haha. I'd pay money to see that......fake Monopoly money, that is.

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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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