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14-04-2012, 02:15 PM
Drummer Jokes

Drummer Jokes



A drummer walks past a bar... Hey, it could happen! Thumbsup

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Did you hear about the drummer who was so depressed about his bad timing that he threw himself behind a train? Laughat

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Q: What's the difference between God and a drummer?
A: God doesn't think he's a drummer.

Q: What does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work?
A: Drops him and his drums off at band practice.

Q: What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
A: Drool.

Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.

Q: What's the last thing a drummer says before he gets kicked out of a band?
A: "When do we get to play MY songs?"

Q: What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer.

Q: How does a drummer make his car go faster?
A: He takes the pizza delivery sign off the top.

Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
A: A savings bond will eventually mature and start making money.

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14-04-2012, 02:56 PM
RE: Drummer Jokes
Lol - reminds me of viola jokes Tongue

What's the difference between a dead cat in the road and a dead violist in the road?
Skid marks in front of the cat.
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14-04-2012, 03:01 PM
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(14-04-2012 02:56 PM)morondog Wrote:  Lol - reminds me of viola jokes Tongue

What's the difference between a dead cat in the road and a dead violist in the road?
Skid marks in front of the cat.

Good one, haha! Big Grin

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15-04-2012, 12:39 AM
RE: Drummer Jokes
Good jokes but what you got against drummers? Huh

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15-04-2012, 12:42 AM
RE: Drummer Jokes
(15-04-2012 12:39 AM)aurora Wrote:  Good jokes but what you got against drummers? Huh


Nothing at all! Haha, everyone is fair game for some ball-breakin' every now and then. Big Grin

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15-04-2012, 12:44 AM
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(15-04-2012 12:42 AM)Quidsane Wrote:  
(15-04-2012 12:39 AM)aurora Wrote:  Good jokes but what you got against drummers? Huh


Nothing at all! Haha, everyone is fair game for some ball-breakin' every now and then. Big Grin
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01-02-2014, 09:20 PM
RE: Drummer Jokes
Oldest drummer joke in the book - stick with me!

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01-02-2014, 09:28 PM
RE: Drummer Jokes
How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to complain that they could do it better.


Did you hear about the bass player that locked his keys in his car?

It took him an hour to get the drummer out.

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14-02-2014, 03:02 PM (This post was last modified: 14-02-2014 03:09 PM by ELK12695.)
RE: Drummer Jokes
What did the drummer say?

"Playing Dream Theater is fucking hard as shit"




I didn't say the joke was going to be funny.

Because it's true.


Aw fuck it, I'll just post some Lars jokes then:
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14-02-2014, 04:54 PM
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Good to see ya, brother. Cool

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