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04-03-2016, 04:14 PM
Dumb Christian Sayings
"It's all in gods timing"
Like gods timing has anything to do with it

"If it's in God will"
What about my will?

"Ask god what you should do"
No thanks I'd rather think about it on my own.

Oh and let's not forget "wwjd"

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04-03-2016, 04:18 PM
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"When God closes a door he opens a window." What, so you can jump?
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04-03-2016, 05:17 PM
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(04-03-2016 04:18 PM)Mr. Boston Wrote:  "When God closes a door he opens a window." What, so you can jump?

Maybe he thinks when your life is falling apart and all the "doors" have been closed on you that maybe a nice breeze will make you feel better.
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04-03-2016, 05:20 PM
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(04-03-2016 04:14 PM)musicharmony87 Wrote:  "It's all in gods timing"
Like gods timing has anything to do with it

"If it's in God will"
What about my will?

"Ask god what you should do"
No thanks I'd rather think about it on my own.

Oh and let's not forget "wwjd"

I loved everyone's comments thus far!

"What would Jesus do?"

"Get hammered!"

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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04-03-2016, 06:01 PM
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A guy where I used to work had a "WWJD" ball cap on one day at work. I looked at it and asked, "Who wants jelly doughnuts?". He was not amused.
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04-03-2016, 06:19 PM
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There is only one really serious philosophical question, and that is suicide. -Camus
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04-03-2016, 07:56 PM
RE: Dumb Christian Sayings
"Ill pray for you." Or "I'll keep you in my prayers."
REALLY?!

"Why hast thou forsaken me, o deity whose existence I doubt..." - Dr. Sheldon Cooper
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09-03-2016, 03:33 PM
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(04-03-2016 07:56 PM)mgoering Wrote:  "Ill pray for you." Or "I'll keep you in my prayers."
REALLY?!

They say this to me often, and I always wonder whether they'll really follow-through or not. Then I wonder which outcome would irritate me more, if they waste their time praying instead of actually doing something to help - of if they're too fucking lazy to even do that much nothing, lol.
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09-03-2016, 04:11 PM
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(03-03-2016 10:42 PM)EppurSiMuove Wrote:  "god is good always, always god is good"
As if moving one word, and repeating it makes the sentence more powerful.

Oh, and this isn't so much a saying, but I've always been stumped by their weird obsession with Jesus' blood. Funny story, I was like 8, and my uncle took me to his church with him. It was a more formal church, and they began singing old hymns about "the blood of the lamb". I was so horrified. I thought my uncle was some a part of some psychotic cult... Oh wait.. Consider

I am an atheist, but my entire family are Seventh Day Adventists. My youngest sister has down syndrome. I was in Tennessee with the family last year and accompanied them to church, they sang one blood song after another. I had never realized there were that many. Blood of the lamb, and power in the blood and washed in the blood and maybe even splashing thru the blood. Sister started to cry. we walked outside for some fresh air. My brother who is a preacher, but not on duty that day came out to find out why we walked out. "All that singing about blood." My sister mumbled thru her tears. "I don't like all that about the blood." My brother didn't even understand what she was talking about because they are not even aware of what they are singing at all.
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09-03-2016, 04:12 PM
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Years ago whenever someone would say "God has been good to me." I would respond with "He has been pretty rough on me lately."
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