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11-03-2016, 12:02 AM
RE: Dumb Christian Sayings
"Without Jesus, I am NOTHING."

That gives me the creeps.


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11-03-2016, 01:31 AM
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(03-03-2016 08:46 PM)mgoering Wrote:  God helps those who help themselves.

This one. If'n I'm helping myself, he needs to quit hogging the credit, goddamnit.
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11-03-2016, 03:34 AM (This post was last modified: 11-03-2016 03:43 AM by GenesisNemesis.)
RE: Dumb Christian Sayings
Obviously not unique to Christians, but "There has to be an explanation for all of this." Not really. Especially not if your explanation is highly convoluted.

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11-03-2016, 03:49 AM
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(11-03-2016 12:02 AM)jariel Wrote:  "Without Jesus, I am NOTHING."

That gives me the creeps.


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Given that jebus probably never even existed then even with jebus, one is nothing.

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11-03-2016, 03:51 AM
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(04-03-2016 04:18 PM)Mr. Boston Wrote:  "When God closes a door he opens a window." What, so you can jump?

I prefer: When one door closes, another slams shut in your face.

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11-03-2016, 04:33 AM (This post was last modified: 11-03-2016 04:36 AM by Shadow Fox.)
RE: Dumb Christian Sayings
Let's see here, dumb Christian sayings....

God's Not Dead - A recently new annoying one

I'll pray for you - If you think about it, this is actually one of the most insulting things they can say to you.

Better to believe and be wrong than disbelieve and be wrong! - Can't believe they still use this one in this day in age.

Repent! - Classic Baptist babble.

Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, Let it Be! - This one REALLY Irks me a lot. Hate it when Christians spout this babble...where do they come up with this shit anyway?


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11-03-2016, 04:53 AM
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(11-03-2016 04:33 AM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, Let it Be! - This one REALLY Irks me a lot. Hate it when Christians spout this babble...where do they come up with this shit anyway?

That was a Beatles number...

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11-03-2016, 06:22 AM
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(11-03-2016 04:53 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(11-03-2016 04:33 AM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, Let it Be! - This one REALLY Irks me a lot. Hate it when Christians spout this babble...where do they come up with this shit anyway?

That was a Beatles number...

That was the joke, son...
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11-03-2016, 08:56 AM
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(03-03-2016 10:42 PM)EppurSiMuove Wrote:  "god is good always, always god is good"
As if moving one word, and repeating it makes the sentence more powerful.

Our version went like this

Preacher: god is good
Congregants: all the time
Preacher: all the time
Congregants: god is good.


So dumb..
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11-03-2016, 09:03 AM
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(11-03-2016 12:02 AM)jariel Wrote:  "Without Jesus, I am NOTHING."

That gives me the creeps.

I ran into some variant of this at my grandmother's funeral, about a year ago.

They did the whole "she's in a better place, now" spiel, and I get that. I don't believe it, but I understand that they do and why it brings them comfort. Where I took umbrage was when the pastor asserted twice that the most important thing she ever did was accept Jesus as her savior, and everything else pales in comparison. Again, I get that they believe that, but it's a pretty shitty way to remember her by saying that nothing else she ever did really mattered. I will give him one point for getting me to instantly stop crying, though.
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