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03-05-2016, 07:38 PM
Dumb shit.
So I'm having a few beers and I think "roll a joint!"
That's not unusual.
While I'm rolling a joint I think "I gotta take a wizz."
That's not unusual.
So I finish rolling the joint, put it between my lips and head off to the can.
That's not unusual.
So I whip it out (that's what we do in case you are inexperienced in this situation). But before I go I think "what if the joint slips out and falls in the toilet?
That's not unusual.
At this point it's important to note that a joint has never fallen from my lips into a toilet. I'm not sure one has fallen from my lips ever really. But somehow it was a sudden dilemma. What was the solution? Put the joint on the sink. It's a half bath with one of those sinks on a pedestal. No counter. It's the obvious solution.
So I take a wizz, wash my hands and leave. Then I realize I have no joint between my lips.
Of course not. It's in the sink. Soaked.
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03-05-2016, 07:40 PM
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At least you didn't piss on it.

I've just recently grown rudimentary legs and made the move from water to land.
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03-05-2016, 07:41 PM
RE: Dumb shit.
Hug
At least it won't happen next time...
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03-05-2016, 07:49 PM
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(03-05-2016 07:40 PM)pablo Wrote:  At least you didn't piss on it.

You see at first I thought this too. But then I realized that had the joint been between my lips I would probably have not dropped it in the toilet. There was no reason to believe I would as I would have been two aware of its presence.
I appreciate your attempt to find a bright side but really I have failed.
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03-05-2016, 07:51 PM
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(03-05-2016 07:41 PM)CosmicRaven Wrote:  Hug
At least it won't happen next time...

You might think so. I'm not convinced.
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03-05-2016, 07:55 PM
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(03-05-2016 07:49 PM)Drunkin Druid Wrote:  
(03-05-2016 07:40 PM)pablo Wrote:  At least you didn't piss on it.

You see at first I thought this too. But then I realized that had the joint been between my lips I would probably have not dropped it in the toilet. There was no reason to believe I would as I would have been two aware of its presence.
I appreciate your attempt to find a bright side but really I have failed.

I try not to take anything into the bathroom that I wouldn't want to fall into the toilet. Tongue

I've just recently grown rudimentary legs and made the move from water to land.
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03-05-2016, 07:59 PM
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I expected this thread to be about Trump.

Atheism is NOT a Religion. It's A Personal Relationship With Reality!
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03-05-2016, 08:11 PM
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(03-05-2016 07:55 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(03-05-2016 07:49 PM)Drunkin Druid Wrote:  You see at first I thought this too. But then I realized that had the joint been between my lips I would probably have not dropped it in the toilet. There was no reason to believe I would as I would have been two aware of its presence.
I appreciate your attempt to find a bright side but really I have failed.

I try not to take anything into the bathroom that I wouldn't want to fall into the toilet. Tongue

In the end I suppose that's the true lesson.
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03-05-2016, 08:12 PM
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(03-05-2016 07:59 PM)Minimalist Wrote:  I expected this thread to be about Trump.

I wonder if he's ever dropped a joint in the toilet.
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03-05-2016, 08:15 PM
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Bummer.
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