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03-05-2016, 08:53 PM
RE: Dumb shit.
(03-05-2016 07:38 PM)Drunkin Druid Wrote:  So I'm having a few beers and I think "roll a joint!"
That's not unusual.
While I'm rolling a joint I think "I gotta take a wizz."
That's not unusual.
So I finish rolling the joint, put it between my lips and head off to the can.
That's not unusual.
So I whip it out (that's what we do in case you are inexperienced in this situation). But before I go I think "what if the joint slips out and falls in the toilet?
That's not unusual.
At this point it's important to note that a joint has never fallen from my lips into a toilet. I'm not sure one has fallen from my lips ever really. But somehow it was a sudden dilemma. What was the solution? Put the joint on the sink. It's a half bath with one of those sinks on a pedestal. No counter. It's the obvious solution.
So I take a wizz, wash my hands and leave. Then I realize I have no joint between my lips.
Of course not. It's in the sink. Soaked.

I actually like to hang out in a clean joint, so maybe you'll have to do the same, for once. Laugh out load
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04-05-2016, 06:33 AM
RE: Dumb shit.
I've never dropped my joint into the toilet....


It's not THAT long....

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