EA's Top 10 List of Fears as they Pertain to Rev's Arrival in Texas
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09-07-2015, 11:43 AM
EA's Top 10 List of Fears as they Pertain to Rev's Arrival in Texas
From the superficial to the serious to the downright silly, I present to you...

Hobo EA's Top 10 List of Fears as they Pertain to Rev's Arrival in Texas Hobo

In no particular order Sleepy

10. That GirlyMan will drive out to Frederick and physically prevent Rev from getting on the plane that would take him so far from The People's Socialist Republic of Maryland. Tongue

9. That upon encountering the vast reserves of ignorance practically emanating from Texas soil, Rev will swiftly drop dead. It will be said of him that he did not suffer fools gladly (nor, it seems, in any manner whatsoever). Tongue

8. That Rev will somehow be even more handsome in person, causing me to be even more shy than I already anticipate myself being. I will stutter and stammer and shake my nervous little self to pieces. Blush

7. That my car will break down the day of Rev's arrival and that I therefore will have to break down and ask someone for a ride to the airport (and dear baby Jesus, the "someone" would most likely be my parents Weeping who will have never even heard of Rev).

6. That my breath will stink and that either A: Rev will say something about it as he recoils from a kiss at which point I would die of embarrassment, or B: Rev will say nothing about it and muscle right through a kiss only to tell me years down the line and then it bother me a great deal that he kept quiet about it.

5. That I will drive to the wrong airport entirely. Blush

4. That in my excitement and anticipation, I will see someone who from a distance looks very much like Revs, only for me to realize otherwise when said man asks me why the hell I am humping his leg. Hobo

3. That I have gone so long without sex that the possibility of me humping random dude's leg may not be as remote as I'd like to think it. Unsure

2. That a TSA agent will see me twitching and fidgeting in the terminal with my little laptop (where I will be updating all of y'all via the shoutbox as to the goings on of this wondrous day) and a half-crazed look on my face, identify me as an imminent threat, and escort me out of the building, leaving Rev to think I stood him up. Undecided

1. That the first thing I will say to him is, "Can I play with your beard?" Blush

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09-07-2015, 12:05 PM
RE: EA's Top 10 List of Fears as they Pertain to Rev's Arrival in Texas
1 AAAAAAAA.

That he will find his way into Angie's pool, and scare the living crap outta her.
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09-07-2015, 12:19 PM
RE: EA's Top 10 List of Fears as they Pertain to Rev's Arrival in Texas
Deep breath. It will be okay. Take some tic tacs. Lol
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09-07-2015, 01:25 PM
RE: EA's Top 10 List of Fears as they Pertain to Rev's Arrival in Texas
It'll be fine...

I think, remotely, I might be more excited for this to happen than the two of you put together.

I truly do love you both!!!


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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09-07-2015, 01:33 PM
RE: EA's Top 10 List of Fears as they Pertain to Rev's Arrival in Texas
You'll be ok Smile And you and rev will be super happy Big Grin

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09-07-2015, 01:36 PM
RE: EA's Top 10 List of Fears as they Pertain to Rev's Arrival in Texas
(09-07-2015 01:25 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  It'll be fine...

I think, remotely, I might be more excited for this to happen than the two of you put together.

I truly do love you both!!!

Heh, maybe so. But me and Revs also have nerves that can compete with the excitement. Blush

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09-07-2015, 01:38 PM
RE: EA's Top 10 List of Fears as they Pertain to Rev's Arrival in Texas
I'm super-nervous about driving up to big ol' Dallas. Blush Gonna do a practice run up there semi-soonish, I think.

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09-07-2015, 02:55 PM
RE: EA's Top 10 List of Fears as they Pertain to Rev's Arrival in Texas
... and if Revs has bad breath? What then?

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09-07-2015, 03:02 PM
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(09-07-2015 02:55 PM)DLJ Wrote:  ... and if Revs has bad breath? What then?

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Tongue

Heh, I think I might be more nervous about a first kiss than a first anything else, oddly enough. Blush

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09-07-2015, 03:10 PM
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Rev will live, texas can't be that stupid.

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