EA's Top 10 List of Fears as they Pertain to Rev's Arrival in Texas
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13-07-2015, 01:37 AM
RE: EA's Top 10 List of Fears as they Pertain to Rev's Arrival in Texas
That said person on the internet disappointingly turns out to be the opposite of what you expected. *coughs*

Rev is actually a big black woman.
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13-07-2015, 08:04 AM
RE: EA's Top 10 List of Fears as they Pertain to Rev's Arrival in Texas
Then love that big black woman with everything you've got!

As long as she still keeps the beard. Tongue

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13-07-2015, 08:39 AM
RE: EA's Top 10 List of Fears as they Pertain to Rev's Arrival in Texas
I assure you Rev is definitely a man. Drinking Beverage

And with that, Rev's dick (as Muffs predicted) has now become the topic of discussion. Tongue

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14-07-2015, 07:14 AM
RE: EA's Top 10 List of Fears as they Pertain to Rev's Arrival in Texas
Got my gps in the mail yesterday and tested it out this morning for my route to work. It took me the way I figured it would (which is not the way I normally go) so it was all good, except the little suction thing that's supposed to make it stick to your dashboard or whatever popped off early in the trip. Undecided

So now I do not know where to put the darn thing. I can't hold it in my hand the whole time, especially not for my practice run up to Dallas this weekend. Must haz both hands on the wheel. Hobo And fuck me if my Accord's instrument panel isn't honking huge and I dunno where the hell I'm supposed to put it unless I do it on my windshield or on my fucking door or something.

I'll figure something out, dammit.

ETA: I just don't want to have to worry about it falling off during the trip. Unsure

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19-07-2015, 01:57 PM
RE: EA's Top 10 List of Fears as they Pertain to Rev's Arrival in Texas
I survived my practice run up to Dallas today!!!! Big Grin

One step closer. Yes

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19-07-2015, 07:30 PM
RE: EA's Top 10 List of Fears as they Pertain to Rev's Arrival in Texas
Huzzah! Keep us all informed. Smile

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19-07-2015, 09:00 PM
RE: EA's Top 10 List of Fears as they Pertain to Rev's Arrival in Texas
(12-07-2015 02:37 PM)Anjele Wrote:  You are going to have to just make your decisions and to hell with their criticisms.

It's time to move out and move on. You can't live to make other people happy. Smile when they complain and just keep going.

Edit - they don't have to like Rev - but you can require they be cordial.

It's you and the kids that matter.

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20-07-2015, 09:13 AM
RE: EA's Top 10 List of Fears as they Pertain to Rev's Arrival in Texas
(19-07-2015 01:57 PM)Escape Artist Wrote:  I survived my practice run up to Dallas today!!!! Big Grin

One step closer. Yes

Keep practicing your Kegel exercises.

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20-07-2015, 11:40 AM
RE: EA's Top 10 List of Fears as they Pertain to Rev's Arrival in Texas
Jesus I'm getting impatient. Hobo Weeping

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20-07-2015, 02:08 PM
RE: EA's Top 10 List of Fears as they Pertain to Rev's Arrival in Texas
(20-07-2015 11:40 AM)Escape Artist Wrote:  Jesus I'm getting impatient. Hobo Weeping

impatient to DIDDLE REV????????
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