EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
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06-08-2013, 07:03 PM (This post was last modified: 06-08-2013 09:04 PM by palnai.)
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
really?

so me lying in bed worried that people hate me is me trying to get laid or when i have a panic attack due to ocd is that also me trying to get laid? oh do go on and enlighten us with your boundless wisdom /sarcasm

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06-08-2013, 07:07 PM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
Wow...threads are um, interesting today.
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06-08-2013, 08:34 PM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
Ato,posting on an atheist forum about getting laid is trying to get laid Drinking Beverage

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06-08-2013, 08:52 PM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(06-08-2013 05:49 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  So if a man takes a dump he is trying to impress a woman?

Ladies are you really impressed with how a man can empty his bowels? Tongue

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06-08-2013, 09:02 PM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
If EVERYTHING a man does is to get laid and impress women, I am surprised there aren't more severely depressed men based on the failure to success ratio.

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06-08-2013, 10:52 PM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(06-08-2013 01:12 PM)MentalMasturbation Wrote:  Everything a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.

Why do you fix and style your hair in the morning? To make it look good so that maybe some woman will notice.

Why do you brush your teeth? Because you want to smell good for women.

Why do you wear cologne? because you know women like it and you hope that some will notice it and give you attention.

Why do you buy new sports cars? because you want to attract attention to yourself by giving away the vibe that you have status and this you hope will attract women.

Why do you want to be rich? because you want higher status and hope it attracts women.

Everything, literally EVERYTHING men do they do to get laid and to impress the opposite sex (women).

Discuss.


Because I like to take pride in my appearance and look good, for myself.

Because I hate the feeling of unbrushed teeth.

I don't, but on the rare occasion I do it's for the same reason I do my hair in the morning. I like to look nice and take pride in my appearance, for myself.

Because it's every guy's dream to own a fancy speedy sports car. It's in our DNA. We like machines and we like fast machines that look good.

I have many reasons why I want to be rich, none of which include wanting to stick my dick into a ladies vagina.


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07-08-2013, 01:47 AM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
Everything?
Let me masturbate some more, that will apparently attract women.

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07-08-2013, 02:10 AM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(07-08-2013 01:47 AM)Caveman Wrote:  Everything?
Let me masturbate some more, that will apparently attract women.

Depends on the time and how you go about. Some women like watching.
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07-08-2013, 02:41 AM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(07-08-2013 02:10 AM)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:  
(07-08-2013 01:47 AM)Caveman Wrote:  Everything?
Let me masturbate some more, that will apparently attract women.

Depends on the time and how you go about. Some women like watching.


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07-08-2013, 06:45 AM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(06-08-2013 01:33 PM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  I am trying to get laid when I gorge myself on ice cream in my living room as I watch Star Trek. It's all for the ladies. Careful, you'll get burned if you stare too long ladies...

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