EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
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07-08-2013, 06:49 AM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(07-08-2013 02:10 AM)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:  
(07-08-2013 01:47 AM)Caveman Wrote:  Everything?
Let me masturbate some more, that will apparently attract women.

Depends on the time and how you go about. Some women like watching.

QFT - I think it's very sexy to watch a man, um... man-handle himself. Blush Too bad I can't convince mine to let me in on a peep show of this nature.

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07-08-2013, 07:34 AM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(07-08-2013 06:49 AM)Escape Artist Wrote:  
(07-08-2013 02:10 AM)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:  Depends on the time and how you go about. Some women like watching.

QFT - I think it's very sexy to watch a man, um... man-handle himself. Blush Too bad I can't convince mine to let me in on a peep show of this nature.

Ohmy

Then...

If I may suggest...

You have the wrong man!

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07-08-2013, 07:53 AM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(07-08-2013 07:34 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(07-08-2013 06:49 AM)Escape Artist Wrote:  QFT - I think it's very sexy to watch a man, um... man-handle himself. Blush Too bad I can't convince mine to let me in on a peep show of this nature.

Ohmy

Then...

If I may suggest...

You have the wrong man!

Big Grin But we're trying to work things out!

Anyway, I shall for now try to stifle my sighs of quiet frustration when a man absent-mindedly grabs himself to adjust his junk (which happens quite a bit in baseball - maybe that's why I like it?) and comfort myself with porn. Perv out. lol...

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07-08-2013, 08:32 AM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(06-08-2013 05:49 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  So if a man takes a dump he is trying to impress a woman?

Ladies are you really impressed with how a man can empty his bowels? Tongue

According to the OP, yes.

If the guy gets a hernia he really means it. Laughat

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07-08-2013, 10:16 AM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(06-08-2013 10:52 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(06-08-2013 01:12 PM)MentalMasturbation Wrote:  Everything a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.

Why do you fix and style your hair in the morning? To make it look good so that maybe some woman will notice.

Why do you brush your teeth? Because you want to smell good for women.

Why do you wear cologne? because you know women like it and you hope that some will notice it and give you attention.

Why do you buy new sports cars? because you want to attract attention to yourself by giving away the vibe that you have status and this you hope will attract women.

Why do you want to be rich? because you want higher status and hope it attracts women.

Everything, literally EVERYTHING men do they do to get laid and to impress the opposite sex (women).

Discuss.


Because I like to take pride in my appearance and look good, for myself.

Because I hate the feeling of unbrushed teeth.

I don't, but on the rare occasion I do it's for the same reason I do my hair in the morning. I like to look nice and take pride in my appearance, for myself.

Because it's every guy's dream to own a fancy speedy sports car. It's in our DNA. We like machines and we like fast machines that look good.

I have many reasons why I want to be rich, none of which include wanting to stick my dick into a ladies vagina.


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Earmuffs, you sound like a guy ladies would like. Personally, I can't stand a guy who tries to hard to attract women. They're usually stuck on themselves and have an ego problem. Women don't want men to be dirty, disgusting jerks who sit around drinking beer all day. On occasion, yes, but if it's they're general everyday habit most women who are worth their salt will be outta there.

One of the best ways to attract women is to have good relationships with your sister, if you have a sister that is, or your parents - because if you have decent relationships with most family members and treat them well chances are you will treat a woman very well.

That's why I married my husband. He got along with the rest of his family. He never made a ton of money and didn't look like he was headed in that direction when I met him( I didn't care) and he didn't have a sports car either ( didn't care about that either). He brushes his teeth because if you don't your teeth fall out and your health is compromised, he wears cologne on special occasions, takes showers daily because when you're around other people they don't want to smell you before you come into a room. Just basic everyday civilized stuff.

Jesus christ, the original poster if this thread sounds like he has a big chip on his shoulder. You need to go somewhere and learn to be civilized.

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07-08-2013, 10:23 AM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(07-08-2013 10:16 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(06-08-2013 10:52 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Because I like to take pride in my appearance and look good, for myself.

Because I hate the feeling of unbrushed teeth.

I don't, but on the rare occasion I do it's for the same reason I do my hair in the morning. I like to look nice and take pride in my appearance, for myself.

Because it's every guy's dream to own a fancy speedy sports car. It's in our DNA. We like machines and we like fast machines that look good.

I have many reasons why I want to be rich, none of which include wanting to stick my dick into a ladies vagina.


Next. Drinking Beverage

Earmuffs, you sound like a guy ladies would like.
...

Big Grin

Oh! The irony bites.

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07-08-2013, 12:38 PM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(07-08-2013 10:23 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(07-08-2013 10:16 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Earmuffs, you sound like a guy ladies would like.
...

Big Grin

Oh! The irony bites.

Really? I don't know Earmuffs to well. I'm just going from the paragraph he typed. He sounds clean.

I have a neighbor who's husband sometimes works in the sewers and comes home stinking. She won't let him in the house until he takes a shower in the basement. Even then it's not so good.

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07-08-2013, 12:45 PM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(07-08-2013 12:38 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  ...
I don't know Earmuffs to well.
...

You can count yourself fortunate Smile

(07-08-2013 12:38 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  ...
I have a neighbor who's husband sometimes works in the sewers and comes home stinking. She won't let him in the house until he takes a shower in the basement. Even then it's not so good.

I guess he only works there to get laid and to impress women.

No

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07-08-2013, 12:48 PM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(06-08-2013 01:12 PM)MentalMasturbation Wrote:  Everything a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.

Why do you fix and style your hair in the morning? To make it look good so that maybe some woman will notice.

Why do you brush your teeth? Because you want to smell good for women.

Why do you wear cologne? because you know women like it and you hope that some will notice it and give you attention.

Why do you buy new sports cars? because you want to attract attention to yourself by giving away the vibe that you have status and this you hope will attract women.

Why do you want to be rich? because you want higher status and hope it attracts women.

Everything, literally EVERYTHING men do they do to get laid and to impress the opposite sex (women).

Discuss.




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08-08-2013, 05:55 AM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(06-08-2013 06:06 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  I think i might have discovered the corelation between feeding dogs and getting laid. If you feed the dogs,the ladies will think you have the ability to care for children,and therefore sees you as a potential sex candidate. Mystery solved

No, wrong.

If you do not feed your dog then your dog might die and then you will be sad and depressed but if you do feed your dog then he continues to live and you are smiling and you are happy and women like men who aren't complete downers.

It's subconsious, EVERYTHING .
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