EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
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08-08-2013, 05:56 AM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(06-08-2013 06:08 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Yes, because posting on an atheist forum is helping me getting laid.


Troll is obvious.

Posting on an Atheists forum is a way of coping with the fact that you are not getting laid.
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08-08-2013, 06:00 AM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(08-08-2013 05:56 AM)MentalMasturbation Wrote:  
(06-08-2013 06:08 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Yes, because posting on an atheist forum is helping me getting laid.


Troll is obvious.

Posting on an Atheists forum is a way of coping with the fact that you are not getting laid.

I suppose that explains why you're here. It explains a lot actually! Big Grin

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08-08-2013, 06:07 AM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(08-08-2013 06:00 AM)DeepThought Wrote:  
(08-08-2013 05:56 AM)MentalMasturbation Wrote:  Posting on an Atheists forum is a way of coping with the fact that you are not getting laid.

I suppose that explains why you're here. It explains a lot actually! Big Grin

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08-08-2013, 07:44 AM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(08-08-2013 05:55 AM)MentalMasturbation Wrote:  
(06-08-2013 06:06 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  I think i might have discovered the corelation between feeding dogs and getting laid. If you feed the dogs,the ladies will think you have the ability to care for children,and therefore sees you as a potential sex candidate. Mystery solved

No, wrong.

If you do not feed your dog then your dog might die and then you will be sad and depressed but if you do feed your dog then he continues to live and you are smiling and you are happy and women like men who aren't complete downers.

It's subconsious, EVERYTHING .

well,in my whole life,i owned 10 dogs,2 got shot,3 got poisoned,1 died from being too old,3 got sick and i still have 1 dog. I never got sad and depressed when they died,and the dog i have today is a completely nutjob and i dislike him,so i dont think i will be depressed. So,try again

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It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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08-08-2013, 07:55 AM (This post was last modified: 08-08-2013 08:03 AM by Lightvader.)
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(08-08-2013 05:56 AM)MentalMasturbation Wrote:  
(06-08-2013 06:08 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Yes, because posting on an atheist forum is helping me getting laid.


Troll is obvious.

Posting on an Atheists forum is a way of coping with the fact that you are not getting laid.
coping with the fact that you're not getting laid isnt trying to get laid.


And i post here to meet likeminded people. If i wanted to cope with no t being laid,i would watch porn Drinking Beverage

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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08-08-2013, 10:15 AM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(06-08-2013 01:12 PM)MentalMasturbation Wrote:  Everything a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.

Oh yeah? Every man, you say? EVERY?

Quote:Why do you fix and style your hair in the morning? To make it look good so that maybe some woman will notice.

I don't fix and style my hair in the morning.

Quote:Why do you brush your teeth? Because you want to smell good for women.

I brush my teeth to maintain my physical health to avoid unneccesary suffering such as my teeth decaying, falling out and my gums becoming infected and in agony.

Quote:Why do you wear cologne? because you know women like it and you hope that some will notice it and give you attention.

I don't wear cologne.

Quote:Why do you buy new sports cars? because you want to attract attention to yourself by giving away the vibe that you have status and this you hope will attract women.

I don't buy new sports cars.

Quote:Why do you want to be rich? because you want higher status and hope it attracts women.

I don't want to be rich.

Quote:Everything, literally EVERYTHING men do they do to get laid and to impress the opposite sex (women).

Incorrect, as I've just shown.

Quote:Discuss.

Discussed. Debunked.

Not EVERY man. Not EVERYTHING. Probably just you.

And even if that claim was actually true; so what?

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09-08-2013, 04:18 AM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(06-08-2013 01:12 PM)MentalMasturbation Wrote:  Everything a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.

Why do you fix and style your hair in the morning? To make it look good so that maybe some woman will notice.

Why do you brush your teeth? Because you want to smell good for women.

Why do you wear cologne? because you know women like it and you hope that some will notice it and give you attention.

Why do you buy new sports cars? because you want to attract attention to yourself by giving away the vibe that you have status and this you hope will attract women.

Why do you want to be rich? because you want higher status and hope it attracts women.

Everything, literally EVERYTHING men do they do to get laid and to impress the opposite sex (women).

Discuss.



Impressive, I mostly do agree with this topic. But you failed to say that women do all this and more for exactly the same reasons. It is only natural that all of us want to attract the opposite sex (or the same, if you are gay), it is in our genes, the need to procreate...

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09-08-2013, 04:32 AM (This post was last modified: 09-08-2013 04:52 AM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(09-08-2013 04:18 AM)Filox Wrote:  Impressive, I mostly do agree with this topic. But you failed to say that women do all this and more for exactly the same reasons. It is only natural that all of us want to attract the opposite sex (or the same, if you are gay), it is in our genes, the need to procreate...

Unless ......
one is fortunate enough to have met someone who exceeds every expectation, and these issues are "laid" (sorry) to rest, and one has moved on to other issues.

Too bad he's such a dick he'll forever be stuck at the beginner stage, and always look at this from his "outside looking in" point of view.

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09-08-2013, 06:23 AM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
Trolls are fun, i do hoe I did not miss this one.

(06-08-2013 01:12 PM)MentalMasturbation Wrote:  Everything a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.

Why do you fix and style your hair in the morning? To make it look good so that maybe some woman will notice.

Why do you brush your teeth? Because you want to smell good for women.

Why do you wear cologne? because you know women like it and you hope that some will notice it and give you attention.

Why do you buy new sports cars? because you want to attract attention to yourself by giving away the vibe that you have status and this you hope will attract women.

Why do you want to be rich? because you want higher status and hope it attracts women.

Everything, literally EVERYTHING men do they do to get laid and to impress the opposite sex (women).

Discuss.

Yeah; this is completely accurate guys.

Well, aside from for me:
I don't fix or style my hair. I just let my Jew fro' (as Steven loves to call it) grow until I can't easily put on headphones, get it cut and continue the cycle ad infinitum. With water-based washing open showering.
Honestly; I frequently forget to brush my teeth. I am trying to re-create that habit, I assure you. However, I try to keep my teeth in as good condition as possible to avoid health problems.
I don't wear cologne; what's the point?
I don't even own a car. If I did, I would LOVE to own a 1971-3 Pinto. Because why the fuck not. If I am going to have a car, I'd rather have one that bursts into flames the second it hits a speed bump than any fancy sports car which would make Average Joe's (like myself) think I'm a douche.
I want to be rich because rich means money; money means power; power means influence; influence, power and money means a private army; a private army means a small nation in Africa all to myself from which I can draw troops to enlarge my army until I am powerful enough to take over all of the surrounding nations, toppling their dictators with my own benevolence and eventually spreading into and stabilising the Middle East, until I can secure a foothold as one of the most powerful men on the planet. All because I want to be remembered in the eyes of History. in fact, i don't care how I am remebered; I just want to be remembered for something important.

Almost everything I do is a move to avoid in-person social interaction due to my inclination toward physical isolationism and highly introverted focus. And from what I hear, sex is difficult to achieve without social interaction. I have absolutely no interest in sex or any other sort of intimate relationship with any other vertebrate or invertebrate.

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15-08-2013, 04:08 PM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(06-08-2013 01:12 PM)MentalRetardation Wrote:  Everything a woman does in her life she does to get laid and to impress men.

Why do you fix and style your hair in the morning? To make it look good so that maybe some men will notice.

Why do you brush your teeth? Because you want to smell good for men.

Why do you wear perfume? because you know men like it and you hope that some will notice it and give you attention.

Why do you buy new clothes? because you want to attract attention to yourself by giving away the vibe that you have style and this you hope will attract men.

Why do you want to be rich? because you want higher status and hope it attracts men.

Everything, literally EVERYTHING women do they do to get laid and to impress the opposite sex (men).

Discuss.

This revision works just as well and has just as much evidence and logic backing it: 0
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