EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
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06-08-2013, 05:18 PM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(06-08-2013 01:12 PM)MentalMasturbation Wrote:  Everything a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
Wrong!
I do all these things because Lord Thoth tells me too!

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06-08-2013, 05:26 PM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(06-08-2013 01:12 PM)MentalMasturbation Wrote:  Everything a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.

I am unimpressed. Drinking Beverage
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06-08-2013, 05:28 PM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(06-08-2013 05:10 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(06-08-2013 05:03 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  yes, but only if you promise me i wont get butthurt by it

It'll be doggie-style, so I can't promise anything like that.

well,i'll take the risks...just don't let it be too hard

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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06-08-2013, 05:36 PM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(06-08-2013 05:28 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  
(06-08-2013 05:10 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  It'll be doggie-style, so I can't promise anything like that.

well,i'll take the risks...just don't let it be too hard

By all means then... go feed some dogs.

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06-08-2013, 05:40 PM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(06-08-2013 01:12 PM)MentalMasturbation Wrote:  Everything a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
...

Erm...

Consider

Rolleyes

Dodgy

Consider

Yup!

Guilty as charged.



Actually... not EVERYTHING.

We are essentially digestive systems with reproductive capability.

So don't forget the pleasures to be found in fine cuisine.

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06-08-2013, 05:49 PM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
So if a man takes a dump he is trying to impress a woman?

Ladies are you really impressed with how a man can empty his bowels? Tongue

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06-08-2013, 05:51 PM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(06-08-2013 05:49 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  So if a man takes a dump he is trying to impress a woman?

Ladies are you really impressed with how a man can empty his bowels? Tongue

I like a man that can speedily drop a load at the movies before the previews end. Big Grin
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06-08-2013, 05:59 PM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
(06-08-2013 05:51 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(06-08-2013 05:49 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  So if a man takes a dump he is trying to impress a woman?

Ladies are you really impressed with how a man can empty his bowels? Tongue

I like a man that can speedily drop a load at the movies before the previews end. Big Grin

That sounds like as case of ...

Coming Too Soon in a Cinema Near You!

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06-08-2013, 06:06 PM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
I think i might have discovered the corelation between feeding dogs and getting laid. If you feed the dogs,the ladies will think you have the ability to care for children,and therefore sees you as a potential sex candidate. Mystery solved

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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06-08-2013, 06:08 PM
RE: EVERYTHING a man does in his life he does to get laid and to impress women.
Yes, because posting on an atheist forum is helping me getting laid.


Troll is obvious.

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