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19-04-2017, 05:01 PM
Ear Wyrm
We all get the mere mortal earworms stuck in our head from time to time. This is not them. This is the abomination created when your brain is so bored that it can't entertain itself with simple Rickrolling and starts getting creative. Many mutations and several weeks later I fear that I may need Bard the Bowman to dispatch this fowl beast. While it's building its nest in my prefrontal lobe I figured I might as well share. That's what earworms are for after all.

So let's make this a group effort where each luckless victim adds another line to the lyrics.

A few weeks ago the weather turned springlike, the snow was melting, and the sun was coming back. With spite in her heart and malice aforethought my wife gleefull asked, "Can you hear the birdies singing?" and It was born.

Do you hear the birdies sing?
Singing the song of Angry Birds...

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19-04-2017, 05:15 PM (This post was last modified: 19-04-2017 05:23 PM by Rockblossom.)
RE: Ear Wyrm
(19-04-2017 05:01 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  Do you hear the birdies sing?
Singing the song of Angry Birds...
"Screw the Pigs! Screw the pigs!"
In Angry Birdish wyrds.


{tiptoeing away to hide}

I’ll be a story in your head, but that’s okay, because we’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? Because it was, you know. It was the best.
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19-04-2017, 05:29 PM
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19-04-2017, 05:51 PM
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♬ Can't you hear, the bunnies humping,
humping, ... and a'humping, ♬

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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19-04-2017, 06:45 PM
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Banana_zorro
This shit
is bananas
B A N A N A S
This shit
is bananas
B A N A N A S
Banana_zorro

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19-04-2017, 07:11 PM
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Huh

I CAN'T HEEEERE YOU! Tongue
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19-04-2017, 07:19 PM
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19-04-2017, 08:30 PM
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Worst ear worm ever:





You're welcome. Tongue
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20-04-2017, 03:14 PM
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*meh* That one doesn't get stuck in my head.

Another thread on the form recently had "What If God Was One Of Us?" in it and that has done some horrible recombinant breeding in my head with the parody below to birth "What If God Had Leprosy?" The mental images are impressive.




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