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12-09-2013, 12:25 PM
RE: Earmuffs: You'll and Ya'll
(12-09-2013 12:23 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(12-09-2013 12:18 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  No that doesn't apply here.
Won't is used because willn't just sounds retarded...
Won't sounds far better.

It doesn't apply here because you'll and y'all sound exactly the same and so there is no need to change you'll to y'all.

you'll = yule
y'all = yawl

No they don't sound alike. Do "ball" and "bull" sound alike to you?

They do sound alike actually.

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12-09-2013, 12:28 PM
RE: Earmuffs: You'll and Ya'll
(12-09-2013 12:25 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(12-09-2013 12:23 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  you'll = yule
y'all = yawl

No they don't sound alike. Do "ball" and "bull" sound alike to you?

They do sound alike actually.

I think we found the problem.

It's not the word that's retarded. It's your accent.

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12-09-2013, 12:32 PM
RE: Earmuffs: You'll and Ya'll
Tell you what muffs, you quit saying you'll and I willn't make fun of you anymore. Big Grin

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12-09-2013, 12:33 PM
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Remember folks this is Earmuffs who still insists that people from Switzerland are Switz not Swiss. He probably realised he was wrong 2 pages ago and is now just arguing to argue.

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12-09-2013, 12:35 PM
RE: Earmuffs: You'll and Ya'll
(12-09-2013 12:28 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(12-09-2013 12:25 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  They do sound alike actually.

I think we found the problem.

It's not the word that's retarded. It's your accent.

My accent isn't retarded... you'll are the ones with the retarded accent.

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12-09-2013, 12:40 PM
RE: Earmuffs: You'll and Ya'll
(12-09-2013 12:35 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(12-09-2013 12:28 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  I think we found the problem.

It's not the word that's retarded. It's your accent.

My accent isn't retarded... you'll are the ones with the retarded accent.

Your mom is a retarded accent.

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12-09-2013, 03:23 PM
RE: Earmuffs: You'll and Ya'll
(12-09-2013 12:40 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(12-09-2013 12:35 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  My accent isn't retarded... you'll are the ones with the retarded accent.

Your mom is a retarded accent.

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12-09-2013, 04:30 PM
RE: Earmuffs: You'll and Ya'll
(12-09-2013 12:15 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(12-09-2013 12:05 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  The use of an apostrophe in this case is to show that a letter is missing.
ie: Don't = do not. The apostrophe takes the place of the 'o'.
It can also take the place of several letters, ie: she'd = she would.

In every case I can find with the use of an apostrophe as a substitute for a letter it's always word than apostrophe.
So ie: it is = it's.
The word being shortened always comes second.

The other thing is that English words are not limited to 1 meaning only.

ie: date, engaged, net, rose, right etc..


Combining these two key elements of the English language one can safely concluded that 'you'll' is correct and 'y'all' is just fucking retarded.

SO FUCK ALL OF YOU'LL!

By that logic, "willn't" is correct and "won't" is retarded.

There's also a thing called acceptable use. "Willn't" isn't acceptable use regardless if it's denotatively correct; just like "you'll" does not equate to "you all". It equates to "you will/shall".

"Y'all" is not only denotatively correct, it's also acceptable use.

Some Tasmanians say willn't when boozing down by the crick........'.willn't be smart to use the bottle opener stead of your teeth'?
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12-09-2013, 04:32 PM
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(12-09-2013 03:23 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(12-09-2013 12:40 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  Your mom is a retarded accent.

Please apply salt to those wounds.

I prefer Mom to Mum, the latter Mummy, sound like a corpse wrapped in sheets!
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12-09-2013, 04:36 PM
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(12-09-2013 04:32 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  
(12-09-2013 03:23 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Please apply salt to those wounds.

I prefer Mom to Mum, the latter Mummy, sound like a corpse wrapped in sheets!

In the south, we say Ma' and Mama. Big Grin
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