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18-11-2012, 09:37 PM
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Earmuffs's relationship advice
Seeming Trainwreck has been less then helpful, I feel as though I would be the perfect person to step in and offer this obvious much wanted/needed service for my fellow TTA forumers.
Bullshit free, guaranteed to work, relationship advice from the only guy in the world that understands the female brain. Shoot away. ![[Image: 2dwf9yg.jpg]](http://oi43.tinypic.com/2dwf9yg.jpg) |
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18-11-2012, 09:46 PM
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RE: Earmuffs's relationship advice
I feel like this will be the real trainwreck.
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"Some of you are really douchey. Like douchey beyond the crimes of several degress of douchebaggery. Not all of you, but a good collective." ...Forum Member itsFerdinand |
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18-11-2012, 09:52 PM
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RE: Earmuffs's relationship advice
That is the lamest train wreck I have ever seen, and I've seen mini-trains go off their rails...
"Nobody can tell what is right and what is wrong; what is righteous and what is evil. Even if there is a god and I had his teachings right before me, I would think it through and decide if that was right or wrong myself." - Near, Death Note |
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19-11-2012, 04:34 PM
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RE: Earmuffs's relationship advice
Horny teenager here.
How do I get in a girls pants? |
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19-11-2012, 04:47 PM
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RE: Earmuffs's relationship advice
(19-11-2012 04:34 PM)Magoo Wrote: Horny teenager here.You go to the nearest clothes shop, go to the woman's section pick out a pair you like, pay for them then you can get into them and wear them as much as you like. ![[Image: 5235263f71JEJT_zpsa010365b.gif?t=1365198944]](http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t486/Jay5488/5235263f71JEJT_zpsa010365b.gif?t=1365198944)
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19-11-2012, 04:52 PM
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RE: Earmuffs's relationship advice
Finally a relationship advice thread by a pro. Thank god you're here muffs.
......no really. thank God. |
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19-11-2012, 04:59 PM
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RE: Earmuffs's relationship advice
(19-11-2012 04:47 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:I am not sure he wants to have to pay to get into a girl's pants.(19-11-2012 04:34 PM)Magoo Wrote: Horny teenager here.You go to the nearest clothes shop, go to the woman's section pick out a pair you like, pay for them then you can get into them and wear them as much as you like. ![[Image: 4833fa13.jpg]](http://i1266.photobucket.com/albums/jj538/atothetheist/4833fa13.jpg)
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19-11-2012, 05:07 PM
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Earmuffs's relationship advice
(19-11-2012 04:59 PM)Logica Humano Wrote:(19-11-2012 04:47 PM)FSM_scot Wrote: You go to the nearest clothes shop, go to the woman's section pick out a pair you like, pay for them then you can get into them and wear them as much as you like.I am not sure he wants to have to pay to get into a girl's pants. Maybe he has a sister he can borrow her pants. Lol Magoo. "Some of you are really douchey. Like douchey beyond the crimes of several degress of douchebaggery. Not all of you, but a good collective." ...Forum Member itsFerdinand |
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19-11-2012, 05:20 PM
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RE: Earmuffs's relationship advice
(19-11-2012 04:34 PM)Magoo Wrote: Horny teenager here.Alright. I was once a teenager once which meant that I knew a lot of teenagers so I know how the teenage game works. The thing with teenage girls is that they believe said boyfriend is the one. Because they're idiots. They're also into all that fairy mushy shit that seems to go right out the door in college. So the key to getting any idiotic teenage girl into the bedroom is the three magic words. Say those three little words and panties will be dropping like stone in water. |
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19-11-2012, 05:30 PM
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RE: Earmuffs's relationship advice
Dearest Muffs.
I have had many relationships where I have been loving and given my GFs the world. They all cheat on me though  Do you think its because im too nice or could it be because I have a rare condition called micropenis??? The same colour blood just pass through our veins and tears taste the same when they splash on your face. Cant separate and still carry the weight, gotta heal get away from the fear and the hate. Gotta shake free from them chains, you see what remains, just a human being at the end of the day. |
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