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20-11-2012, 01:17 PM
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RE: Earmuffs's relationship advice
(19-11-2012 10:06 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Ooohhhh ... Gay virgin relationship advice is even better than a fucker who knows all about train wreck relationships. ... Consider ... equally entertaining at least.

Dear MuffingHead,

I am a pussy. I mean I'm a bigass dude who could just sumo the shit out of 2 or 3 or even 4 of you at the same time, but I am a pussy on the end of ManlyGirl's leash for going on 3 decades now. What she says goes, and she's always made the right call. What should I do?

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20-11-2012, 01:27 PM
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RE: Earmuffs's relationship advice
(20-11-2012 01:17 PM)Diablo666 Wrote:  
(19-11-2012 10:06 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Ooohhhh ... Gay virgin relationship advice is even better than a fucker who knows all about train wreck relationships. ... Consider ... equally entertaining at least.

Dear MuffingHead,

I am a pussy. I mean I'm a bigass dude who could just sumo the shit out of 2 or 3 or even 4 of you at the same time, but I am a pussy on the end of ManlyGirl's leash for going on 3 decades now. What she says goes, and she's always made the right call. What should I do?

Signed,
A pussy who could easily kick your ass.
No clearer sign of a wimp pussy, than when someone says he could easily kick your ass online.
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20-11-2012, 02:11 PM
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RE: Earmuffs's relationship advice
Dear Trainwreck Muffinballs,



My wife likes to dance and I like video games. We don't have the same hobbies. Is there a compromise?



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20-11-2012, 03:05 PM (This post was last modified: 20-11-2012 03:54 PM by Free Thought.)
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DDR, KC. Get it.
"Nobody can tell what is right and what is wrong; what is righteous and what is evil. Even if there is a god and I had his teachings right before me, I would think it through and decide if that was right or wrong myself." - Near, Death Note
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20-11-2012, 03:48 PM
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RE: Earmuffs's relationship advice
(20-11-2012 02:11 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  Dear Trainwreck Muffinballs,



My wife likes to dance and I like video games. We don't have the same hobbies. Is there a compromise?



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20-11-2012, 03:54 PM
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Once again I wish to mandate a smiley which shakes it's fist in an angry manner.
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20-11-2012, 03:55 PM
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(19-11-2012 05:20 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(19-11-2012 04:34 PM)Magoo Wrote:  Horny teenager here.

How do I get in a girls pants?
Alright.
I was once a teenager once which meant that I knew a lot of teenagers so I know how the teenage game works.

The thing with teenage girls is that they believe said boyfriend is the one. Because they're idiots.
They're also into all that fairy mushy shit that seems to go right out the door in college.

So the key to getting any idiotic teenage girl into the bedroom is the three magic words.

Say those three little words and panties will be dropping like stone in water.

That doesn't happen in Eire.
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20-11-2012, 03:56 PM
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Can girls ask questions too? Blush
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20-11-2012, 03:58 PM
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Dear Earmuffs,

I think I have a relationship problem:

I once had three guys chained in my basement. One recently escaped. How much time do you think I'll serve in prison?
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20-11-2012, 04:03 PM
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(20-11-2012 03:56 PM)Smooshmonster Wrote:  Can girls ask questions too? Blush

I thought girls already knew it all.
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