Earthquake in Melbourne
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19-06-2012, 07:11 PM
RE: Earthquake in Melbourne
Below is an email going round about the earthquake. Bear in mind the epicentre was in a town called Moe which is renowned for being slightly 'bogan'.

A 5.2 Magnitude Earthquake hit Moe last night.

Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly in their flannies and woolen
trackies sagging, muttering 'Faaackinell'.

The quake devastated the area causing approximately $30 worth of

Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were
woken well before their Centrelink cheques arrived.

The Moe Herald reported that hundreds of residents were confused
and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that
something interesting had happened in Main St ..

One resident - Tracy Maree Sharon Britney Madonna Smith, a 15-year-old
mother of 5 said 'It was such a shock, my little daughter
Chardonnay-Mercedes came running in to my bedroom crying. My youngest
two Joachim and River slept through it all.'

Apparently, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried
on as normal.

The Australian Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of
Bacardi-Breezers to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers
are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities
of personal belongings, including Health Care Cards, Jewellery from
Kmart and Bone China from Big W.

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most
sought after - items most needed include: flannelette Shirts, tight blue
jeans or spandex, singlets (blue & white) white sport socks, Ugg boots
and any other items usually sold in Priceline or The Reject Shop.

Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs urgently needed include: Microwave meals, Baked
Beans, Ice cream, Chips, Fizzy drinks.

Donations of $ 25.00 will be taken to buy a packet of Winny blue 25s
and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.

Humankind Dodgy (a total misnomer)
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21-06-2012, 02:22 PM
RE: Earthquake in Melbourne
(19-06-2012 08:12 AM)bemore Wrote:  its only god moving the furniture Angel

DA FUCK! Him again!
WHAT THE FUCK is He doing rearranging unsuspecting folks' furniture?
That's none of his fucking business!
Where I come from that's breaking & entering!
And in the current security hysteria that's good for 4 years in jail!

Next time make a citizen's arrest!
Don't worry, He's only a frail old geezer!
You can arrest Him with a super soaker! Big Grin
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21-06-2012, 10:17 PM
RE: Earthquake in Melbourne

Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
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