Earthquakes are caused by women in jeans!
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29-05-2015, 02:47 PM
Earthquakes are caused by women in jeans!
http://sheikyermami.com/2015/05/earthqua...ing-women/


Islamabad: Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman following the Friday sermon requested the armed forces of Pakistan to launch a military operation against “jeans-wearing women” all over Pakistan in a press conference at a local hotel in Islamabad. Fazlur Rehman while highlighting the demerits of an operation against the Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP) said that the Taliban were not Pakistan’s enemy and the forces needed to target the real enemies of Pakistan.

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29-05-2015, 02:49 PM
RE: Earthquakes are caused by women in jeans!
Well lets face it. A good pair of jeans can drive those boys batty...so I buy it. Tongue
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29-05-2015, 02:55 PM
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Tsunamis are probably caused by women wearing mini skirts.

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29-05-2015, 05:42 PM
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Lolwut? Everyone knows earthquakes happen because of gays. This is common knowledge.
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29-05-2015, 05:49 PM
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(29-05-2015 05:42 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Lolwut? Everyone knows earthquakes happen because of gays. This is common knowledge.

No, the gays are to blame for hurricanes

Earthquakes are caused by a pact with the devil

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29-05-2015, 07:48 PM
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We need to send the women in Pakistan bikinis and assault rifles. Drinking Beverage

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29-05-2015, 09:11 PM
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You know, dem apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur.

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30-05-2015, 01:54 AM
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Yeah, I heard a lecture on this last month from Sheikh Yerbouti.
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