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24-02-2016, 11:47 AM
Easter cancelled: They found the body...
Not really. Tongue But they did find something:

Artifact found in Nativity church

Quote:Mysterious artifact discovered at Bethlehem's Church of the Nativity
A mysterious religious artifact has surfaced during renovations at Bethlehem’s famous Church of the Nativity, officials say.

According to the Times of Israel, the artifact is made of brass, silver, shells and stones. It was covered in plaster and found near a window in the church that reportedly was built by Emperor Constantine and his mother Helena in the fourth century. Although officials confirmed that the artifact has been cleaned up, it is not on display, and there are no images of it as yet.

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24-02-2016, 12:04 PM
RE: Easter cancelled: They found the body...
It must be that Grail thingy that everyone has been questing.

Quote:The church itself is built over the cave where the birth of Jesus is said to have taken place.

I thought he was born in a motel?

Huh

Quote:Al-Bandak said $8 million has already been spent and an additional $11 million will be needed for further updates.

Updates? Blink

I don't think they mean that.

It'll take more than $11 million to bring christianity forwards into the 20th century.

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24-02-2016, 12:10 PM
RE: Easter cancelled: They found the body...
(24-02-2016 12:04 PM)DLJ Wrote:  It must be that Grail thingy that everyone has been questing.

Quote:The church itself is built over the cave where the birth of Jesus is said to have taken place.

I thought he was born in a motel?

Huh

I was told he was born in a barn.

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24-02-2016, 12:16 PM
RE: Easter cancelled: They found the body...
(24-02-2016 12:10 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  
(24-02-2016 12:04 PM)DLJ Wrote:  It must be that Grail thingy that everyone has been questing.


I thought he was born in a motel?

Huh

I was told he was born in a barn.

Yeah, a barn with a talking donkey and a cow and maybe some chickens. Cluck, cluck, moo-moo, hee-haw, hee-haw!

Hahaha. The bones they found probably belong to Constantine's wife. He had her killed. He may have killed his son too. Nice guy, that Constantine.

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24-02-2016, 12:21 PM
RE: Easter cancelled: They found the body...
Easter is definitely not cancelled -- It's My holiday, not Christianity's. Chocolate for everyone!

Might be able to get rid of all those tacky effigies of that dead Jewish guy, though.
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24-02-2016, 12:22 PM
RE: Easter cancelled: They found the body...
I worship rabbits.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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24-02-2016, 12:28 PM
RE: Easter cancelled: They found the body...
(24-02-2016 12:04 PM)DLJ Wrote:  It must be that Grail thingy that everyone has been questing.

It's either the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

OR

An early pope's bejeweled fleshlight...

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24-02-2016, 01:10 PM
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"shells and stones" ? Sounds like somebody's little kid made them a present and they buried it in the wall. We'll know for sure if the find spray-painted macaroni and glitter on it.

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24-02-2016, 03:03 PM
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Well, since there were dozens and dozens of nails, and crosses and shrouds, and whatnots, maybe it's a placenta or part of an umbilical cord. Facepalm

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25-02-2016, 10:09 AM
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....the exact plot of Tom Robbins' extremely funny Another Roadside Attraction.

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