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19-10-2014, 11:54 PM
RE: Ebola for president 2016
(19-10-2014 11:06 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  


Oh god, that's Mr. Plinkett, the serial killer and narrator of the best Star Wars movie critiques ever.

http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/




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20-10-2014, 11:47 AM
RE: Ebola for president 2016
(18-10-2014 09:09 PM)diddo97 Wrote:  RIP human race
(18-10-2014 06:57 PM)Rahn127 Wrote:  Your God will watch you put a gun to your head and do nothing. Could you watch your child put a gun to their head and do nothing ?

You are more compassionate, more caring, more loving and more alive than your god will ever be.

How touching. Such a pity the human race will be gone in a few months.
(18-10-2014 04:05 PM)justauntb Wrote:  Have they been here?
Are they still here?
Did they put us here?
Is there enough evidence (for you) to prove they are real?
Have you seen any ships?

I am a firm believer in Aliens. I have seen enough from documentary , personal reports, reports from astronauts and pilots. I saw a report the other day and there has been a new underwater city found. The estimate it is 14,000 years old, when we barely new how to pick out noses. They said that the city could not have been made by humans of that era ....who else is left to build it???? maybe the dinos got together and did it....Hobo

Doesn't matter. Two thirds of us will be dead in a few months.
(18-10-2014 09:21 PM)Peebothuhul Wrote:  Blink

Um... no...

Also, way to answer the question at hand... not...


Much cheers to all.

Ebola is coming. Gasp
(18-10-2014 09:45 PM)Peebothuhul Wrote:  Riiight.... Facepalm

Which is worse than the other half dozen fatal, actually air transmitted contagious diseases.... how exactly... ?


We would now like to return you to our irregularly scheduled thread.

Much cheers to all.

It's growing exponentially and nothing we're doing is having any effect.
(18-10-2014 09:55 PM)Fodder_From_The_Truth Wrote:  Dildo are you going to explain yourself or just make attention whoring statements?

All sorts of things are happening at once. Ebola is taking over. Yellowstone is rising fast. Dormant volcanoes are having earthquakes. California has no water.
(18-10-2014 09:56 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  Ebola is hardly a threat to the Human Race.

There is nothing we can do to stop it. It WILL wipe out 71% of the human race.
(18-10-2014 10:12 PM)Fodder_From_The_Truth Wrote:  How is Ebola "taking over"?

Where are you getting the 2/3 numbers? Just making it up?

Ebola has a 71% fatality rate.
(18-10-2014 10:44 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Buck up there l'il dildo. The mounties are cummin to yer rescue.
(Not that it matters .... we KNOW you'll find somethin else to bitch about).
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/he...-1.1978954

At which point it will evolve and become immune.
(19-10-2014 11:24 AM)Atothetheist Wrote:  An invaluable person, both on and off the forum.

And Sabrina the teenage witch was an amazing person, and so is our Sabrina. Keep up the magical work.

So innocent. Too bad you have a 29% chance to live past 2016.
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If we somehow survive ebola, this is next in line.



(18-10-2014 09:14 PM)pablo Wrote:  Shut up.

Why? It won't change anything. We're fucked either way.
Nothing matters anymore. Two thirds of the human race will die.
(19-10-2014 10:28 AM)Chas Wrote:  Not so fast, BB.

Of course, I dislike the phrasing "...allows viruses to quickly adapt to changes...".

Yeah. We're fucked. This is the end. Evil_monster





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20-10-2014, 01:18 PM
RE: Ebola for president 2016
Dildo is very disappointed that all the people in Dallas who were quarantined, turned out with no disease. One thing less to bitch about. He *must* have prayed a lot. He did pray didn't he ? No ? (His faith in Jebus serves him so well, as we all know ... gives him GREAT confidence and trust and peace of mind). Weeping

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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20-10-2014, 02:03 PM
RE: Ebola for president 2016
I hope you get Ebola.

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20-10-2014, 02:23 PM
RE: Ebola for president 2016
I see this headline and read it as:

Watch Live Nurses Speak at Dallas Ebola Hospital

...well no shit, dead ones don't say much.

http://Watch Live: Nurses Speak at Dalla...a Hospital

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20-10-2014, 02:33 PM
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(20-10-2014 02:23 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Watch Live: Nurses Speak at Dallas Ebola Hospital

They should officially change the name. "Dallas Ebola" has a much crisper ring to it than "Texas Health Presbyterian". That's too hard to say or spell.

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20-10-2014, 03:24 PM
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(20-10-2014 02:33 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(20-10-2014 02:23 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Watch Live: Nurses Speak at Dallas Ebola Hospital

They should officially change the name. "Dallas Ebola" has a much crisper ring to it than "Texas Health Presbyterian". That's too hard to say or spell.

How about "Ebola Does Dallas"?

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20-10-2014, 04:21 PM
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Your trolling is improving, I respect that. Next step, add pictures and call us atheist bourgeois piglets.

I support the cat parasite that may make people depressed for president

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20-10-2014, 04:38 PM
RE: Ebola for president 2016
(20-10-2014 02:03 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  I hope you get Ebola.

If anyone gets Ebola then it should be the person who created this poll

WHO: End the suffering of the Ebola crisis. Test and distribute homeopathy as quickly as possible to contain the outbreaks.


Then they can be treated with homoeopathy remedies while cuddling a plush toy ebola virus

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You can buy soft (plush) toys of all kinds of microbes on that site:

http://www.giantmicrobes.com/uk/main/gia...-originals
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20-10-2014, 04:46 PM
RE: Ebola for president 2016
(20-10-2014 02:33 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(20-10-2014 02:23 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Watch Live: Nurses Speak at Dallas Ebola Hospital

They should officially change the name. "Dallas Ebola" has a much crisper ring to it than "Texas Health Presbyterian". That's too hard to say or spell.

It's usually called 'Presby' around here - so it could be Presbeybola.

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