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22-06-2012, 10:50 AM
RE: Eeeek!!!!! It's a Vagina!!!
(22-06-2012 10:40 AM)morondog Wrote:  I battle to see how saying the word vagina is more offensive than being a misogynist dick.
That's because va-jayjays are grody and make people squeamish. Girl cooties! It's kindergarten all over again and it'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

And, it, in fact IS a story from the Onion, kineo.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/renowne...ical,2692/

Renowned Hoo-Ha Doctor Wins Nobel Prize For Medical Advancements Down There




STOCKHOLM—In recognition of her groundbreaking work treating
life- threatening diseases of the privates, renowned hoo-ha specialist
Dr. Victoria Lazoff was awarded the Nobel Prize in Lady Medicine this
week.


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The hoo-ha doctor did not even blush once.

The world's foremost authority on ailments down south, Lazoff led a
team of cutting-edge hoo-ha doctors to develop new strategies for
detecting abnormal growth in...you know, that area. The accomplished
physician humbly accepted medicine's highest honor before a crowd of her
peers, and spoke about the importance of regular screenings to prevent
unnecessary complications up inside one's business.


"Recent advancements have brought us closer than ever to eliminating
this threat, but early detection is still our best defense," said Dr.
Lazoff, who earned a doctorate in lady parts from Johns Hopkins
University. "I thank you all for this great honor, which I hope will
finally bring the world's attention to the serious matter of [hoo-ha]
disease."


Attendees said Lazoff then presented a number of slides pertaining to the, uh, nether-type zone.

[Image: hoo-ha-doctor-chart-R_jpg_250x1000_q85.jpg]

This marks the first time in more than 20 years that a Nobel Prize
has been given to a physician who specializes in all that stuff
downstairs. Committee members praised Lazoff for helping to stem the
frightening epidemic, which last year killed more women than ta-ta and
derriere cancer combined.


In many cases, Lazoff's methods have been able to prevent the spread
of malignant cells from the inside of the um, geez, to the…more inside
of...you know, the part that's sort of, uh….God, is it getting hot in
here?


During the remarkably noninvasive procedure, targeted blasts of
radiation are delivered to the, err, naughty region through a special,
well, wand-like device that is—ahem—inserted near the, ho boy, "affected
area."


You get the picture.

The treatment was also found to eliminate fibrous growths without
causing nerve damage to the surrounding bits, the inside stuff, and that
other thing that looks kind of like a rubber hoop. For these reasons,
Lazoff's work has been heralded by many in her field as "invaluable" to
modern medicine.


"Dr. Lazoff is a brilliant and dedicated physician who has saved
countless lives with her research, and I can think of no one more
deserving of this award," said noted pediatric oncologist Dr. Harold
Brimson. "How many do you think she sees in a day? Must be a ton."


Accompanying the Nobel Prize is a $1.4 million grant that, according
to medical experts, can buy Lazoff a lot of those metal spreader
thingies. But the talented physician told reporters she is not
interested in monetary reward, and only hopes to educate at-risk women
about their own vag—genit—about their health.


"We should be encouraging an open dialogue with our young women, one
that isn't constrained by some outdated facade of 1950s morality,"
Lazoff said to a crowd of people looking down at their shoes. "I cannot
say this clearly enough: Ladies, please, make an appointment to get your
annual [looksie-doo], especially if you are [seeing a fella] or have
experienced pain or sensitivity in your ['Hello, my baby! Hello, my
darling! Hello, my ragtime gal!']."


Added Lazoff, "It is time for this country to begin having a frank discussion about the [sound of loud, extended train whistle]."[Image: terminator.gif]

"IN THRUST WE TRUST"

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22-06-2012, 10:52 AM
RE: Eeeek!!!!! It's a Vagina!!!
Lady bits.

Poonanny.

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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22-06-2012, 10:53 AM
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(22-06-2012 10:20 AM)LadyJane Wrote:  Dude needs to go back to preschool where they learn that vagina is, in fact, the proper term for a woman's who-ha.

If I were her, I'd send him a children's medical book or poster with the all the parts labelled.

It's hoo-ha. For a girl who's on a rant about grammar lately... Big Grin


(22-06-2012 10:52 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Lady bits.

Poonanny.

Cooch.

The Y.

Bearded clam...

K. I go way now... Big Grin

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22-06-2012, 11:01 AM
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(22-06-2012 10:53 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  
(22-06-2012 10:20 AM)LadyJane Wrote:  Dude needs to go back to preschool where they learn that vagina is, in fact, the proper term for a woman's who-ha.

If I were her, I'd send him a children's medical book or poster with the all the parts labelled.

It's hoo-ha. For a girl who's on a rant about grammar lately... Big Grin


(22-06-2012 10:52 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Lady bits.

Poonanny.

Cooch.

The Y.

Bearded clam...

K. I go way now... Big Grin
Not ranting, discussing Smile. I've never read hoo-ha, I've only heard it.


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22-06-2012, 11:04 AM
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Vagine

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22-06-2012, 11:09 AM
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(22-06-2012 10:50 AM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  And, it, in fact IS a story from the Onion, kineo.

Reality is becoming more and more difficult to satirize as it becomes a parody of itself. Undecided
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22-06-2012, 12:50 PM
RE: Eeeek!!!!! It's a Vagina!!!
Used to work with an Aussie who called the y'know a "map of Tassie", I like that one.

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22-06-2012, 01:02 PM
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Oh, all right I'll say the one you all are thinking.

PUSSY.

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22-06-2012, 01:04 PM
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Meat curtains

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22-06-2012, 01:08 PM
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Flesh lettuce.

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