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28-10-2015, 08:11 AM
Eggs don't egg houses, people with eggs egg houses
Grocery Store Bans Egg Sales to Minors Around Halloween

Bad kids who want eggs will still be able to get them. You're only inconveniencing good kids who want eggs. Besides, the only way to stop a bad kid with an egg is a good kid with an egg. And why should I have to show ID to buy eggs!? I'm a responsible egg owner! They just want to take eggs away from all of us. Thanks, Obama.

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28-10-2015, 08:14 AM
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Can't they just limit the size of the cartons?

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28-10-2015, 08:20 AM
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If I were a kid, and I were planning on egging a house, and they did this, I'd probably just revert to the classic paper bag full of shit to make a point.

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28-10-2015, 08:31 AM
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(28-10-2015 08:11 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  ...
Thanks, Obama.

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28-10-2015, 08:49 AM
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28-10-2015, 08:55 AM
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What about Toilet Paper?

That's fine, I knew ways to get around it, we would just egg them with Mountain Dew Cans. Yes, Egg people with cans.

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28-10-2015, 09:40 AM
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Won't work. They can just get their own hens. Drinking Beverage

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28-10-2015, 10:29 AM
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So the smart kids will buy eggs up a month or so in advance.....

Now you'll get pelted with ROTTEN eggs......

Some improvement, huh???????

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28-10-2015, 10:35 AM
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(28-10-2015 10:29 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  So the smart kids will buy eggs up a month or so in advance.....

Now you'll get pelted with ROTTEN eggs......

Some improvement, huh???????

I think the smart kids will just take the eggs out of their homes. Unless they have some OCD chefs in the place that keep count of all the eggs they have.

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28-10-2015, 10:37 AM
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