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28-10-2015, 02:02 PM
RE: Eggs don't egg houses, people with eggs egg houses
(28-10-2015 10:35 AM)ClydeLee Wrote:  
(28-10-2015 10:29 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  So the smart kids will buy eggs up a month or so in advance.....

Now you'll get pelted with ROTTEN eggs......

Some improvement, huh???????

I think the smart kids will just take the eggs out of their homes. Unless they have some OCD chefs in the place that keep count of all the eggs they have.
I'm not OCD. I just happen to know I have 4 eggs right now.
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29-10-2015, 07:52 PM
RE: Eggs don't egg houses, people with eggs egg houses
Some think these tactical eggs are somehow worse. I say the yolks on them. An egg is an egg. Tongue

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29-10-2015, 07:58 PM
RE: Eggs don't egg houses, people with eggs egg houses
Several years ago my son and his friends went on a massive egging spree at Halloween. Dozens and dozens of eggs were sacrificed. How did they afford so many eggs? One of the culprits was the son of the local grocer...there was quite a stash of eggs available for the taking.

Dumb asses egged a hair salon...got caught on the ATM camera at the bank next door.

The new park in town got a lot of free work done over the incident...the grocer managed to get the boys out of any real trouble but they did some hard labor.

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29-10-2015, 08:20 PM
RE: Eggs don't egg houses, people with eggs egg houses
People are eggs. Spermy little eggs.

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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29-10-2015, 08:59 PM
RE: Eggs don't egg houses, people with eggs egg houses
Hope it doesn't seem like a challenge to them and encourage them to do it more and worse, or as they say...... hope it does not egg them on.......... Tongue that was eggcellent.

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30-10-2015, 11:02 PM
RE: Eggs don't egg houses, people with eggs egg houses
(29-10-2015 08:59 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  Hope it doesn't seem like a challenge to them and encourage them to do it more and worse, or as they say...... hope it does not egg them on.......... Tongue that was eggcellent.

Eggzactly.

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31-10-2015, 05:59 AM
RE: Eggs don't egg houses, people with eggs egg houses
(30-10-2015 11:02 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(29-10-2015 08:59 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  Hope it doesn't seem like a challenge to them and encourage them to do it more and worse, or as they say...... hope it does not egg them on.......... Tongue that was eggcellent.

Eggzactly.

You are eggxagerating the situtation, things may be a bit scrambled but you'd have to be pretty hard-boiled to try to poach their fun like that.

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31-10-2015, 02:14 PM
RE: Eggs don't egg houses, people with eggs egg houses
(31-10-2015 05:59 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(30-10-2015 11:02 PM)Chas Wrote:  Eggzactly.

You are eggxagerating the situtation, things may be a bit scrambled but you'd have to be pretty hard-boiled to try to poach their fun like that.
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31-10-2015, 02:24 PM
RE: Eggs don't egg houses, people with eggs egg houses
When young and dumb - I went with some friends to egg a guy's house..... I decided to be "high tech" and launch my eggs with a Wrist Rocket slingshot.....


Don't try this at home......

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Or anywhere else....


You'll learn what the saying "egg on your face" really means...

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