Elmo and his Satanic influence
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18-01-2015, 08:45 AM
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(18-01-2015 08:17 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  This has to be satire.

The OP is just having a little fun (unless he’s/she’s from here http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1204/blacklist.html)

"Tickle Me Elmo - What the instructions on this perverted little toy don't tell you is that if your child tickles Elmo on the nape between his hairy red testicles and fuzzy hiney, instead of letting out a giggle, he twitches and moans in a suggestive manner, squirting warm yogurt (not included) into your sweet child's face. SHOCKING LINK!”

"Freehold, Iowa - Creation Scientists at Landover Baptist report that this year's most popular Christmas toy, Tickle Me Elmo TMX, should disturb even an unsaved family. "It should be rated XXX, not TMX," says Dr. Jonathan Edwards. "TMX is deliberately misleading." Dr. Edwards warns that Elmo doesn't belong in a Christian home. "It belongs in Hell," he says. "In fact, we've traced the origin of the species and we're fairly certain they were created by Satan. The Devil and his toy distributors are holding nothing back with this rude little creature.”

You all realize that as soon as I pass the next Toys R Us I’m stopping in and buying one don’t you? I want to see his “little red testicles and fuzzy hiney”. Laughat
That i am. I'm fairly certain this is a satire site as well. I cooked this up in abour 10 minutes......just to demonstrate how easy it is to make correlations... and because i was bored and wanted to have a little fun. Tongue
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18-01-2015, 08:47 AM
RE: Elmo and his Satanic influence
And my "Moloch" reference stems from marathon watching of "Sleepy Hollow"
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18-01-2015, 08:47 AM
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(18-01-2015 08:39 AM)Anjele Wrote:  You are just beyond saving...No


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Thank you! Can I entice you to the Elmo side?

And whatever you do don't look up "Tickle me Elmo" in the Urban Dictionary Gasp

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18-01-2015, 08:47 AM
RE: Elmo and his Satanic influence
(18-01-2015 08:17 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  This has to be satire.

That's the problem with a poe; it is hard to tell the satire from the deluded

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18-01-2015, 09:18 AM
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I hate revealing too soon. ... it takes all the fun out of it 😕
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18-01-2015, 09:20 AM
RE: Elmo and his Satanic influence
(18-01-2015 08:45 AM)jarrettleerose Wrote:  
(18-01-2015 08:17 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  This has to be satire.

The OP is just having a little fun (unless he’s/she’s from here http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1204/blacklist.html)

"Tickle Me Elmo - What the instructions on this perverted little toy don't tell you is that if your child tickles Elmo on the nape between his hairy red testicles and fuzzy hiney, instead of letting out a giggle, he twitches and moans in a suggestive manner, squirting warm yogurt (not included) into your sweet child's face. SHOCKING LINK!”

"Freehold, Iowa - Creation Scientists at Landover Baptist report that this year's most popular Christmas toy, Tickle Me Elmo TMX, should disturb even an unsaved family. "It should be rated XXX, not TMX," says Dr. Jonathan Edwards. "TMX is deliberately misleading." Dr. Edwards warns that Elmo doesn't belong in a Christian home. "It belongs in Hell," he says. "In fact, we've traced the origin of the species and we're fairly certain they were created by Satan. The Devil and his toy distributors are holding nothing back with this rude little creature.”

You all realize that as soon as I pass the next Toys R Us I’m stopping in and buying one don’t you? I want to see his “little red testicles and fuzzy hiney”. Laughat
That i am. I'm fairly certain this is a satire site as well. I cooked this up in abour 10 minutes......just to demonstrate how easy it is to make correlations... and because i was bored and wanted to have a little fun. Tongue

Whewsh. For a second I thought we had another nut showing up here with some far out craziness to share with us. There has been a rash of those lately. I took an allergy pill though and the rash went away.

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18-01-2015, 11:01 AM
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I Heart Elmo! I like Grover even better though. Is Grover evil too?
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18-01-2015, 11:06 AM
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If Elmo is the Beast Grover is the false Prophet
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18-01-2015, 12:26 PM
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Hey now don't fuck with Grover, he was all sorts of awesome.

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18-01-2015, 04:49 PM
Re: RE: Elmo and his Satanic influence
(18-01-2015 08:17 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  This has to be satire.

The OP is just having a little fun (unless he’s/she’s from here http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1204/blacklist.html)

"Tickle Me Elmo - What the instructions on this perverted little toy don't tell you is that if your child tickles Elmo on the nape between his hairy red testicles and fuzzy hiney, instead of letting out a giggle, he twitches and moans in a suggestive manner, squirting warm yogurt (not included) into your sweet child's face. SHOCKING LINK!”

"Freehold, Iowa - Creation Scientists at Landover Baptist report that this year's most popular Christmas toy, Tickle Me Elmo TMX, should disturb even an unsaved family. "It should be rated XXX, not TMX," says Dr. Jonathan Edwards. "TMX is deliberately misleading." Dr. Edwards warns that Elmo doesn't belong in a Christian home. "It belongs in Hell," he says. "In fact, we've traced the origin of the species and we're fairly certain they were created by Satan. The Devil and his toy distributors are holding nothing back with this rude little creature.”

You all realize that as soon as I pass the next Toys R Us I’m stopping in and buying one don’t you? I want to see his “little red testicles and fuzzy hiney”. Laughat
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