End of the world!... again
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21-10-2011, 09:38 PM
End of the world!... again
Its just turned to the October 22nd. So how was your end of the world experience.

Hey brother christian, with your high and mighty errand, your actions speak so loud, I can't hear a word you're saying.

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21-10-2011, 09:42 PM
RE: End of the world!... again
Wait a minute... it's still the 21st here. What time zone does god go on? GMT?

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21-10-2011, 10:09 PM
RE: End of the world!... again
I'm Atlantic Standard Time, I don't know what time zone Israel is in but I think that's what family radio said we should go by.
I'm pissed off at this, I bought a pack of marshmellows to roast over my own burning flesh and now I have to heat them with my lighter in my room >Sad

Hey brother christian, with your high and mighty errand, your actions speak so loud, I can't hear a word you're saying.

"This machine kills fascists..."

"Well this machine kills commies!"
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21-10-2011, 10:32 PM
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I'm just glad I went ahead and got heating oil. I was most disappointed with the promised "Lake of Fire".

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21-10-2011, 10:52 PM
RE: End of the world!... again
Wait a minute again.... was this the lake of fire bit or the rapture bit?... I am so confused. I really was hoping that the dead in Christ were going to rise first making for a wonderful Halloween theme, then the people of god were going to rise to meet Christ in the air...

And we would finally be RID OF THEM!

Shit...

They're still here Sad

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21-10-2011, 11:10 PM (This post was last modified: 21-10-2011 11:11 PM by Saimmaq.)
RE: End of the world!... again
Crap...I don't know anymore either...I thought the Last judgement was supposed to be from May 21st to October 21st or some crazy shite like that. I swear I was promised a Lake of Fire somewhere along the line. I am feeling slightly ripped off regardless....although my dogs seem pleased that I was home to feed them tonight.
...aaaaaaand it's snowing.

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21-10-2011, 11:38 PM
RE: End of the world!... again
I did have the sense to get to the liquor store so I'd at least have beer for this rapture. So, no complaints here. Lake of fire would be pretty neat - perfect time of year for it. Has anyone seen those new big marshmellows that are about the size of your palm? They are already gigantic so I bet when roasted, they puff up to about the size of your head ... I bet they would roasting over a lake of fire!! Smile

Not to be too much of a party pooper... I'm kind of glad this rapture didn't take hold - I've got a scheduled haircut tomorrow and I'm pretty sure the chick who cuts my hair is big into the Christ-y life. I'd hate to lose her now; I'm growing my hair out and it's in a crucial transitional period. Shy
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21-10-2011, 11:50 PM
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(21-10-2011 11:38 PM)kim Wrote:  I did have the sense to get to the liquor store so I'd at least have beer for this rapture. So, no complaints here. Lake of fire would be pretty neat - perfect time of year for it. Has anyone seen those new big marshmellows that are about the size of your palm? They are already gigantic so I bet when roasted, they puff up to about the size of your head ... I bet they would roasting over a lake of fire!! Smile

Not to be too much of a party pooper... I'm kind of glad this rapture didn't take hold - I've got a scheduled haircut tomorrow and I'm pretty sure the chick who cuts my hair is big into the Christ-y life. I'd hate to lose her now; I'm growing my hair out and it's in a crucial transitional period. Shy
Christ-ys can be useful.

I did, in fact, have some of those gigantic marshmallows this past summer. They are gooey goodness personified (yes, I named several of them prior to consumption). Well worth the burnt fingers.

I suspect it is crucial to keep conversations neutral when the Christy type has scissors so close to one's jugular and may already be off kilter at the lack of elevation in a rapturous vapour to the heavens.

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22-10-2011, 05:05 AM
RE: End of the world!... again
May 21st was supposed to be the rapture, and it would end with earthquakes tearing apart the world and killing the rest of the population. But what happened then was a SPIRITUAL rapture, it was the final judgement, it just hasn't been put into place yet, and on that day god declared who would go to heaven and who to hell. It was his FINAL judgement.
Oh and by the way if you seek out gods forgiveness than you can still go to heaven Smile

October 21st was supposed to be the day when it would all end(for real this time though) and Harold Camping claimed it would be by fire this time.

I wonder what Mr.Camping has to say about the lack of flames Wink

Hey brother christian, with your high and mighty errand, your actions speak so loud, I can't hear a word you're saying.

"This machine kills fascists..."

"Well this machine kills commies!"
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22-10-2011, 06:16 AM
RE: End of the world!... again
Uum guys... there's a big red dude with horns and a pitchfork telling me I made the wrong choice to become an atheist and that my soul was now his for eternity..... Should I be worried?

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