Erect appendage stroked by The Queen. You won't believe what happened next!
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11-04-2017, 09:38 PM
RE: Erect appendage stroked by The Queen. You won't believe what happened next!
I have to follow this up with a question. How many of you have actually been up close to an elephant? Man, those things STINK OUT LOUD! Must explain why I haven't been to the circus in over 50 years.
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11-04-2017, 09:43 PM
RE: Erect appendage stroked by The Queen. You won't believe what happened next!
(11-04-2017 09:38 PM)Fireball Wrote:  I have to follow this up with a question. How many of you have actually been up close to an elephant? Man, those things STINK OUT LOUD! Must explain why I haven't been to the circus in over 50 years.

I have. Yeah they stink. They're huge and they smell huge too. Consider

A giraffe licked me on the same day.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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11-04-2017, 10:13 PM
RE: Erect appendage stroked by The Queen. You won't believe what happened next!
(11-04-2017 09:09 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(11-04-2017 07:11 PM)julep Wrote:  She just looks so tired. I wish she would be able to retire and relax.

And do what ?
Listen to her son and husband yak about trees, and antelopes ?
Tongue

Her son, Charlie, talks TO the trees.

The Queen is just a lowly queen. Prince Philip, on the other hand, is worshipped as a god by a tribe on the island of Tanna somewhere out in the South Pacific. Yup.




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Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
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Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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