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24-12-2012, 12:59 PM
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(24-12-2012 12:37 PM)Vera Wrote:  Excuse me, but what good is it to anyone when it's in a box?

Unless it's (insert name of someone you detest here)'s? And even then, I'm not really one for torture, a quick, clean death is what I usually go fo... uh, I meant to say, what I'd go for, if I had a single enemy in the world, which I don't.
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You didn't complain the last time you had one in your box. Angel
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24-12-2012, 01:11 PM
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(24-12-2012 12:59 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  You didn't complain the last time you had one in your box. Angel
Only because I'm polite and was brought up to just grin and bear it.

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24-12-2012, 03:30 PM
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(24-12-2012 12:24 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(24-12-2012 11:59 AM)ScienceGeek2587 Wrote:  So then the unmarked package in nondescript paper isn't from you? Damn, probably shouldn't have regifted it to the elderly lady next door then. BRB
Too late, I think she already got the prize inside. Dodgy

(24-12-2012 12:01 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  This is how our admin behaves? I'm glad we don't have standards or anything...
Aw, poor Johnny. I didn't realize you'd feel so left out. Next year I'll get you a dick in a box too. Laughat

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24-12-2012, 05:46 PM
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Great idea, Erx, but I don't think you were supposed to mail it to your special lady...
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24-12-2012, 07:12 PM
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(24-12-2012 03:30 PM)ScienceGeek2587 Wrote:  
(24-12-2012 12:24 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Too late, I think she already got the prize inside. Dodgy

Aw, poor Johnny. I didn't realize you'd feel so left out. Next year I'll get you a dick in a box too. Laughat

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Well, it wouldn't be the first time. Smartass

(24-12-2012 05:46 PM)Aseptic Skeptic Wrote:  Great idea, Erx, but I don't think you were supposed to mail it to your special lady...
Yeah, what if it gets lost in the mail? I'm screwed!

Or wait a minute...I won't be screwed. Weeping
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24-12-2012, 11:56 PM
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D.I.A.B!!!!

Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart




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Dunno where to post this video so here will do.




Now for the festivities Coffeedrinker
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25-12-2012, 02:36 AM
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Erxomai's Christmas Gift to the Ladies
(25-12-2012 02:16 AM)bemore Wrote:  Dunno where to post this video so here will do.




Now for the festivities Coffeedrinker

Loved it!


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